I’m out walking my dog and ever so mindful of the buckled sidewalks thanks to this winter past. To my dismay, and horror, every few meters I am faced with a glistening gob of gooby phlegm. This is disgusting! I cant even swallow when I see it, something takes over and I lose the ability to….GULP! Wretched beasts. Why cant guys be like us girls? We dont hawk goobies and we fart roses.
— sunshine
This article appears in May 14-20, 2009.
OP what world are you living in? I’ve seen lots of women who would give any man a good run for their money in the honking department and I’ve heard some loud and smelly farts from women too.
Yeah true my sister is the master at hawking spit its disgusting I’m a guy and I find constant spitting nasty especially when you with your friend and he spits and the wind blows it in your face!!!!
OP, are you being sarcastic? You can’t be serious.
I am so serious, and this week I’m a vegetarian and virgin and you know what that means…No sniffs for you. 🙂
I actually hawk light beams and fart milk duds, thank you very much.
a) like above, I’ve see just as many/more chicks hawking spit than guys
b) the spring thaw has once again revealed that more than one dog walker is happy to let its dog shit where it pleases and then walk on. “Karma is a bitch” and all that..
Dino, I think I’m in love, or is that lust. LOL You’re a cool chick.
Well it’s about time! I thought I was the only one who farted roses and pooped lolipops! I was starting to think I was going crazy!
“Why cant guys be like us girls?”
really?
c’mon REALLY?
if I ever get raging mad for nearly a week a month, demand ice cream and chocolate, and feel it’s entirely warranted, I want you to shoot me.
Hahahah good one zZz
Girls can be just as disgusting as guys…besides..haven’t you ever heard of the “silent killer”…which sex is going to be more likely to put that out more.
zZz…Not all guy’s PMS..But there is a form of guy PMS..and buddy…it’s much much worse….
Women don’t fart, burp, spit or shit. If it weren’t for all the bitching and nagging, they’d explode!!! I kid, I kid. But it’s still damned funny. Disgusting habits are pretty even all across the board. I’ve seen just as many women spitting as I have guys. I won’t even get into the most disgusting habit (some) women have.
I’ve known plenty of girls who spit. It makes me feel rejected.
I have the same problem in front of the door to my apartment building. I hate playing “dodge the lung butter” whenever I go home. Gross! There are a lot of gross things that I can tolerate, but spit isn’t one of them!
ewww lung butter sounds really gross
Haha, “lung butter”. That’s a new one to me. I think it’s disgusting but gotta say, not limited to men. Women and men are probably about equal for nastiness these days.
I tell you what else is gross. The people you see chewing tobbaco carrying around their “spit” bottle with them, half filled with chewed tobacco. grosses me out everytime. Seems like a nasty habit.
I once saw a girl take her tampon out in the middle of the street throw it on the sidewalk and put a new one in on the sidewalk in broad daylight in front of my high school smokers line. It was repulsive
That sounds so awesome. I would have liked to have seen that.
Um…wow. That would be something I would never ever forget much like the time I saw a woman very obviously pick her nose and eat it on the bus. I saw this not just on one occasion but two separate occasions (same woman too).
The sad thing is I think I am the only one who noticed.
But yeah, side-walk spitters = foul and disgusting regardless of gender.
I was standing at the bus stop once and some random dude standing inside the shelter kept spitting loogies literaly every minute…I was just standing there in shock. He was surrounded in his own spit, it was disgusting.
holy crap, this thread has gone to a dark place.
Well, time to join in!
spit isn’t that bad when it’s just saliva, it’s the phlegm that gets people. Especially smokers loog’s cause they’re all green/yellow and black and maybe a little hardened….
mmmmmm…..
or when you’re sick and it comes up all in one giant glob and hits the pave like a paintball.
poor ant’s… such a senseless and horrifying death.
Ewww, just ewww.
Did you need to go into detail like that?
Never Wrong: I (and most females, you’d be surprised) do the same grotesquely disgusting things you men do. We just do it in such secret places and cover it up so well that not even Sherlock would catch any leads.
PS: Calico – I nearly SPLIT my liver laughing at that story. Someone oughta plant tampons coated with super glue into that bimbos frickin’ Playtex holster.