“Hey, I have an idea: Let’s make go-time even less user friendly!”
“But how?”
“Simple, use an even less human-sounding voice that is clearly recorded through a tin-can phone. Also, every sign number is routed to a single number, where you then have to reenter the number you just fucking dialed!”
“You’re doing the lord’s work.”
—Transit fuckee
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2016.


Man, people hate Metro transit so much more than usual these days — we should rename it Cornwallis transit.
Whoever conceived, approved and implemented this should be forced to answer all the calls to the lines
Google maps.
They’ve now shortened the announcement…
User Experience failure.
I’ve had to change my phone book entries to 9024808000 five pauses stop-number three pauses bus-number. But sometimes that doesn’t work because the announce time changes.
They fixed the announcements and now the bus drivers are making their own schedules…