So here goes…I’m 35 and I’ve never received oral sex. No guy has ever gone down on me, and I’ve slept with over 30 of them. And I’ve been told why by a few men: I’m too hairy. No, I refuse to shave or trim or wax, it’s not natural! Yes, it’s thick and dark and it extends a bit down my thighs. You would spot it a mile away if I stood outside naked. But so fucking what! I wash down there daily. These same guys told me I didn’t smell, but they couldn’t get past the hair. The hair can be parted! The parts that get licked, the clit, the labia and the vagina, are not hairy! Don’t you realize it? I keep hearing from my girl friends about how great being eaten out feels, but I don’t get to experience it because I got some hair and no guy seems to want to work AROUND it! I’m not a child, I’m an adult and in my opinion people should have pubic hair! —Bushy Cunt Owner

This article appears in Jun 14-20, 2012.

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  4. You sound like the female version of Slappy Coco. All that hair probably causes a big bulge in the front of your pants. Sorry but who doesn’t trim? A little shaving here, a little trimming here…….noone says you have to go bald! Why be so goddamned militant about pubic hair?! Is it part of your religion? You are doing yourself a huge disservice! In fact, i call fake bitch.

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  5. ive gone down on a girl with a hairy bush and never again!!! its smelly and gross down there.

    If you want licks then grow up and shave the wookie!

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  6. Jesus H. Christ, woman, I can smell you from here. I don’t blame any dude for not wanting to play clit hockey with you. Whacking thru that bush with a machete would hardly be worth it.

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  9. The only thing I have against a full bush, is that I keep getting hair stuck in my teeth.

    Ever have a pussy hair pulled out while getting head? Can you say “mood change”?

    I’m rather glad that I’m not a hairy man, frig it would take all day to shave.

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  14. Actually, I have a whole bunch of those sweet little spider babies clinging by the hundreds to my front door screen. Each will be named and welcomed to my overgrown shithole of a garden to fend off other crawly critters.

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  15. So since you don’t cut/trim/shave it because it is natural, I take it you’ve never had the hair on your head cut, trimmed or styled either? And one last question, how long are the hairs on your armpits?

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  18. Well, maybe this is just a troll, but on the subject of bushy versus shaved: I love smooshing my nose into a full (clean) bush and can’t understand this aversion many North Americans have to hair on a woman’s body. Maybe they want to fantasize they’re with a 12-year-old?

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  19. Well, maybe this is just a troll, but I must comment on the issue of bushy versus shaved: I like nothing more than smooshing my nose into a thick (clean) bush and can’t understand the aversion many North American men have to hair on a woman’s body. Maybe they like to fantasize they’re with a 12-year-old?

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  20. I have a hard time with all the ignorant comments. Unbelievable.
    BCO have no fear, they are just morons. And know there are men out there that haven’t the slightest problem with pubic hair. We don’t all have underage fantasies. I for one love a woman that isn’t afraid to be comfortable in her own skin, hair and all, and it doesn’t have to look like she’s trying to be 20 something forever. Just like the Etta James song..W.O.M.A.N.
    and for all the idiot commentors……. grow the fuck up

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  21. Yeah because liking a woman to be trimmed neatly or shaved means you’re a pedophile. That is some extremely solid logic.

    “Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”

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  23. Could be legit. PK has a fucked up friend with hair like Goldilocks who thinks that dudes are into bushes and that chicks should have them too.

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  24. Wow, you would think that five minutes a week shaving that pelt of yours might seem worth a lifetime of good head. Nobody, and i mean nobody wants to see a woman in fur pants, let alone drive their face into it.

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  25. here i am o.p., you know how to get hold of me. unless this is a fake bitch, and a waste of everyone’s reading. if you are real, then mail me. satisfaction gaurenteed.

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  26. Nothing wrong with a cushy bunt. All the parts are still there, just a bit hidden. I should also mention that hair around orifices is there to catch particulate so you should maybe give a little comb job before you dig in.

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  29. i guess there is an asshole born every minute o.p., and i also guess you found one.we real men, don’t give a fuck about a hairy snatch, or even about a smelly one. oder is what attracts the male animal.smelling like a flower, only atttracts bugs and assholes, that prefer a bald pussy, so they think they can be a ped. and not get busted by the cops.
    that’s the idea i get, when i hear this bullshit. would be peds. on the lookout for a lolita, but don’t want to risk going to jail for doing it.having a baldy is okay if the girls want it, but if the hair starts growing back in, then it gets painful to the other party. the hair acts as a cushion and shock absorber like.
    but hey, if the dudes prefer a little kiddy snatch to a real woman, there you go, fill your twisted little fantasy all you want. just don’t go out doing a kid in real like, you fucking perverts. i have know women, who shave all the time, and they get more fucking infections because of it. nothing to trap the stuff they come into contact with down there. even from a toilet seat. one drop of someone’s dried piss can be a trigger, think on that, next time you shaves go to a public restroom.
    but in all honesty, why do women preen themsellves, most never let a guy there anyway, and that is too bad for them.if you want to be shorn, go for it, but the suckster prefers some thatch. guess i’ll be lambasted by the funny types now, but who gives a shit, not me. i say what i want, you don’t like it, well then you can go fuck off.
    o.p., you have the info that you need, i’ll be expecting to hear from you soon. and if you decide to see the way, you can bet that you will not cpmplain, like so many on here do. i think that is half their problems. they don’t get enough nooky to keep them off here. me, i have all kinds of time, for all kinds of shit. that’s why i do what i do for a living. waiting for a response. tata, and let’s get er on. go for it people, be a douche and tell me i’m wrong. but only the real men please, as i have no time for wannabe kiddie fuckers.

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  30. ` and i just wonder how many baldy lovers, have kid porn on their computers at this minute? would be very interesting to see them get busted so that the world would know. yep, you love bald, then to me that means only one thing.

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  31. Wow. It’s actually the WOMAN’S choice to shave, it doesn’t usually have anything to do with pleasing anyone. I choose to shave because it’s cleaner, smoother, breathes better. I don’t really care what a male thinks. If that doesn’t make me your definition of “real” then move along, it’s not super important to me to have sex with you. You’re acting like a woman shaving her crotch makes her superficial, unnatural, a bitch, so you make the superficial decision to avoid all women that have this physical characteristic, instead of their personality. Quit acting like you’re somehow doing something good for society by only fucking hairy women, when really it seems like you’re the pedo here who automatically thinks of little girls when you see an adult woman’s shaved genitals. I’m tired of being told I’m not a “real” person because I’m not hairy and overweight. I managed to get a birth certificate and SIN number and everything despite not being real!

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  32. Yes, Mel! You got that right! I agree wholeheartedly with every word you wrote.
    I saw an episode of Oprah, where they discussed the purpose of pubic hair. The purpose is mostly to trap smell, to attract a mate. Thanks, but NO thanks! I don’t feel any younger by being neatly bald, but I do feel much fresher.

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  33. “PK has a fucked up friend with hair like Goldilocks who thinks that dudes are into bushes and that chicks should have them too.”

    I do? Which friend was that?

    I can’t do full bush. Nope. Nadda. It feels gross and unkept. Otherwise I don’t have a preference, though I do find shaving is actually easier than trimming. But if I was with a guy who was turned off by shaving, I’d compromise on trimming. I’ll go that far for a guy, but I won’t do full bush.

    No freaking way am I letting that shit get out of control. When it’s hanging out over the sides of your undies because it’s so damn long it’s time to get the clippers out, ladies.

    And I’m surprised no one’s brought up the issue of men and their bushes! Would YOU like to go down on a guy who isn’t neat and tidy down there? Who’s all smelly and shit because he can’t bother to groom himself? Let’s just hope he’s cut because if a guy isn’t going to pay attention to his unruly pubic hair, you really think he’s going to clean the smegma out from under his foreskin?

    *shudder*

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  34. Not to be the creepy member of our team, but…..Mel just went up 10 points.

    hfx_godzilla is a competition swimmer so he shaves everything.

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  35. “Mel’s Choice” – between the Devil and the Deep Green Lizard. It’s sort of like “Sophie’s Choice” but prolly with more sex and less Nazis. …A few less Nazis, anyhow.

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  37. Not to mention, by shaving, you lessen the icky side affects of what I call, SWASS. (“Sweaty Ass Syndrome” or “Swamp Ass”). As a guy, I chose to keep my hedge trimmed, (Not shaved bald, but neatly trimmed. Personal preference.), because if I am out working hard, or doing strenuous activity (no pun intended) of some sort, I sweat. And as this particular region is one of the major heat producing areas of the body, (the 2 femoral arteries run right through here), I sweat more down there. It’s only natural. However, I find that if I haven’t trimmed and am in full bush, this area tends to develop it’s own little micro-climate, contributing to the overall Borneo-jungle-esque quality and just an overall general grimey, gross feeling. I’m sure women experience this same phenomenon.
    That’s MAINLY why I trim. The other reason, (and this is strictly a male thing….at least, I hope it is…), is because it makes the “mainmast” look a little bigger, if you catch my drift. And let’s face it, I need all the help I can get in that department.
    Hung like a lightswitch, FFS.

    What? Too much info?? 😛

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  38. LOL Vastie the over sharer!

    “people want to see what they’re fucking.”

    Agree’d. It’s MUCH sexier seeing your/a penis going into a/your vag than into a pile of hair that resembles a damn brillo pad.

    Makes for a better snap shot too 😉

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  39. Different strokes for different strokers.

    If all you can think of when you see a bald pudenda is pedo, then possibly the problem is in your own mind. Like US senators who go on about hating gays, then are caught in an airport bathroom jerking off a male hooker.
    Protest. Doth, too much.

    Mel, good one, and Vastie- nicely put.

    Wp

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  42. Yes…yes I am. This is research for my new movie about internet trolling. If you send me nude pictures of yourself, I’ll get you in my next movie. This also applies to any other women who read this.

    hurr durr

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  43. I used to swim competitively for almost a decade. As a result I’ve done the full body shave a number of times. I’ll tells ya it feels weird having no hair anywhere on your body (except eyebrows). Nowadays I keep it localized to my face and nether region. It’s like an intricate hedge sculpture, a real work of art!

    http://www.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploa…

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  44. you were pretty funny in breaker high…
    everything you’ve done since then pretty much blows more than a hot hobo trying to get a job.

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  52. or maybe some women prefer baldy to bushy because it feels %100 better in all aspects. No man will ever tell me what to do with my body, I do it because i like it more. Better friction, cleaner, no pubic hair getting stuck in your lace underwear. I can go to the beach and not worry about being the bitch with a tree growing down her leg. And to those who say guys like it better because their pedophiles…I’m sure its just the porn industry these days that are wiring men to like it that way! In my opinion do what you want and if a guy wont go down then you don’t go down on them, and clearly hes not worth your time…clearly a fake bitch but the rest of the comments rubbed me the wrong hairy way

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  54. I wonder what OB does when she wears a bathing suit…. with pubes growing down her thighs? GROSS.

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  56. Avast! I didn’t know you were such a ladies man!

    Also, I didn’t realize you were into pinstripe jumpsuits :S

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  58. Like a boss, Keptin. What’s a guy to do with all those hot, toned, hard, exposed ankles floating around?? I AM only human afterall. 😉
    And, I’d prefer vertical stripes to horizontal. More of a slimming effect and less escaped-convict-y

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  60. PK – her last name rhymes with “Spoonie.”

    And The Notebook was fucking terrible. It’s the most unrealistic so-called “love” story ever done. Like a healthy dude is going to give up his entire life of not drinking scotch and tapping ass just to read a fucking book to a bitch with Alzheimers. True love my ass.

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  65. well now, very interesting. i have just read about 50 emails from chicks with hairy snatches, and they all agree that being bald, turns their men off. the reason is as i have stated. yup, there you go. and i don’t know how many are from here, the girls that is, no name familar to me.
    so, to each their own i guess, if you wanna be a little lady in daipies, go for it. i don’t give a fuck one way or other. i made a comment, don’t like it, then your option is to follow the advice of my pic there. my some of you get too excited by what a person says here. give me a fucking break. if this site is being that bad on your mental health, then i guess you should move on.
    me, i’m stuck here til the martians come back, or some of you get a dose of reality.

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  66. The Imaginary Concubines of Lord Suckulous the Bullshitter, by Wastrel P Crabdaddy.
    Now in paperback!

    WP

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  68. I actually think LS is a seven-year-old, not seventy-year-old.

    “YEAH WELL I HAVE LIKE 50 E-MAILS FROM RANDOM WOMEN BACKING UP MY WHOLE STORY. YOU CAN’T SEE THEM BECAUSE I DELETED THEM ALL AND I WOULD NEVER GIVE OUT OTHER PEOPLE’S PRIVATE INFO LIKE THAT BUT ANYWAYYYYY I DON’T EVEN CARE AND I HAVE A FORCE-FIELD AND CAR BED. OH AND FUCK YOU LOL OMG SWEAR WORDZ”

    That’s what I heard.

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  71. I don’t mind “fuzz” or hairy, just not a vaginal brillo pad.. Although I’m not available anymore, I wouldn’t care about how much/little hair a lady had.. I HAVE however, been with a lady who’s short and curlies were like a wire brush.. didn’t realize until I went pee that the bush had scraped the skin from my nose chin and forehead..

    I’m thankful she only wanted oral..

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  72. now i dont have a problem with hair if its clean its good so she can feel free to contact me at my email blair3811@hotmail .com .come my way ill eat it

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  73. If I were single I’d ask you on a date! Lots of guys love a hairy bush – it’s natural to lust over such deliciousness! attraction to baldness is media manufactured.

    Post on POF and you’ll be beating them back with a stick. Kudos on your resolve, you’ll find a real man enough I’m sure!

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  74. And I think it’s pathetic that people confuse grooming with hygiene. We are a gullible and ignorant population

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  75. @ zilla:
    this is only a test. in the event of a real posting, a link to a funny picture would follow.

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  76. To the 35 year old WOMAN with the beautiful bush. you are a very rare and special person. I can only hope that someday our paths will cross. I would gladly try to make up all those years that the unappreciative men in your life would not go down on you. It is definitely their loss. I would feast on your delicious hairy pussy over and over again.

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  78. Than obviously those guys don’t know shit and what they are missing, I myself enjoy getting a girl off by going down her, if it’s clean its all good from there

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  79. I can understand a woman wanting to leave a l’il sum’n sum’n down there, but not even a trim? No wonder you haven’t found a muff diver yet! Maybe you should try, just once, to shave your hoo-hah…or at least clean it up a bit. Small sacrifice for the greater good!

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  80. A shaved, trimmed, or waxed pussy is far more appealing to every guy, bi-woman, and lesbian I have ever spoken with on the subject. That being said, if there’s even the tiniest shred of truth to your claim, e-mail me. flirtingluva@hotmail.com

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