To the people I saw destroying the signboard of the church across from my house, come on! I happened to be watching you as you worked out your plan to slyly change around the wording. I was amused up to the point where you proceeded to break the glass and bulb of the sign, whereupon you panicked and ran off without altering the words themselves. Today I had to watch an old man struggle to fix the broken glass while the snowstorm started. I’ve taken my fair share of pot shots at that church from the comfort of my living room, but senseless damage without any sort of wittiness or bravado? Pitiful. Have the guts to follow through next time. —Couch Cop
This article appears in Jan 13-19, 2011.
WTF? You’re condoning vandalism? Seriously?
So vandalism ceases to be vandalism when it has wit? I’d be on side with you CC if you had possessed the guts to call the real police at the first sign of property damage, or had helped the old man fix the sign in the snowstorm.
OP… you’re a real asshole…. “Oh, it was all fine and dandy until you broke the glass……..” So would it have made things any better if that old man only had to struggle to rearrange all the letters back from whatever profane phrase/words were put up there by the “amusing vandals”???? Little do you know that you actually attend church yourself… the church of Latter-Day idiots…..
I would tag this bitch as totally invalid and a waste of disk space on the Coast servers.
I love it when people take the “G” out of the Angus Burger advertisements at MacD’s. Funny stuff.
I saw an awesome sign at the local Tiger….
‘Muff and glove set’
had to take a pic.
speaking of….
http://strangefunnyworld.com/wp-content/up…
It may not be going to church, but it could definitely be a religious experience. 😛
Op, you witnessed vandelism and you didn’t report it? Obviously you had enough time to watch them plot their method, smash the glass and bulb, etc.
You’re every bit as guilty as the punks themselves. You witnessed vandalism taking place and yet you did nothing about it? Nice. Citzen of the year award right there.
Hahahaha –> if not for you…… Now THAT is funny.
Look at all these self righteous fucks in here.
Sign in Sackville has said BIG GIRL 69 for a while. I personally enjoy a good joke. Vandalism is going to happen, might as well make someone laugh.
And churches often have funnier signs that we can imagine, but put up by the church themselves.
Last christmas I saw one that said something along the lines of “God’s gifts comes wrapped in people”. Human wrapping paper. Genius.
genius?
I guess that makes Leatherface the pope.
…or something. Something.
pope-palpatine-pope-palpatine-star-wars-demotivational-poster-1218172263
Your link is nonexistent, Ivan.
Like my faith…
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/8131/po…
That poor old man 🙁
And yeah, you’re a douche, OP.
I think the OP is a jerk for not doing anything. They actually did damage. If there was no damage and the letters were just all changed around then I wouldn’t be judging….but I would have helped the old man fix it.
For a minute PK I thought you were referring to Karol, but then I remembered where I am.
*narf*
you should have went and fixed it, you jerk.
no deputy dawg badge pour vous bitch
so now all the cops have to do, is line up holes in glass, and they will point to you o.p., didn’t you ever watch any crime scene re-enactments and the little pointy sticks with laser lights on them. wow, are you fucking dumb for saying that, ocifer tim, haul him away. cuff em and stuff cletus.
Call the cops now OB, and tell them what you know, or you could be in trouble.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4
Bahaha I was not expecting that, Hugo. Well played, good sir.
hahahugo…”hit him with the soft cushions”
I can’t believe you saw what was going on and didn’t do anything to stop it…and to top it off, you didn’t even help the old man after!You are just as guilty as the vandals.
Loser.
hahaha so many whiney self righteous weiners post here.
i’m sure you all would legitimately call the police if that was you..
Can, would, and have done so.
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/74…
Now is the time to come to Jesus, Bra
Church signs are usually funny on their own:
http://dailyshite.com/wp-content/uploads/2…
http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Funny_Church…
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:p486FRa…
that didn’t work, let’s try again:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/240495…
Oh…oh…here’s one for you, Ivan:
http://2leep.com/img/19812-rect-220.jpg
Giggity!
My favs are: a billboard “You wanted a sign – God”, church sign saying “Don’t make me come down there”
http://www.oddee.com/item_86516.aspx
http://www.oddee.com/item_96543.aspx
So you sat back, put your feet up and made some popcorn.. and didn’t bother to call the cops?
There was a sign at Sobey’s a few months ago that said “GRAPES 59 cents a pound” or whatever the price was, and someone took off the ‘G’ and ‘R’ to make it apes 🙂 For some reason I found it mighty funny just because I like lame jokes!
http://voxygen.net/images/2009/09/morans.g…
Ha Ha Ha!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vURh3l4avs0…
Just trying to push Bro Tim…this should do it = )
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_6GQRBJwJ37M/SeRtFiCg…
LOL! Kim! Thanks!
(I like exclamation points!!!!!!)
Oh op you’re such a good citizen
HAHA I can’t believe you twats bitching at the OP. It’s not like they witnessed a rape or something.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA “stop. drop. and roll won’t work in hell”
Thanks for that, Hugo!