why is it that my sibling is only willing to share when it is my possessions at stake? i eat your gum and you freak out but when you find something that i have been looking for it’s yours now, or “we can share it” and when i protest i am the one that should grow up”. well if you continue to use my stolen goods i will continue to eat your gum…..
This article appears in Apr 24-30, 2008.
What the?
what seems to be the problem, catlady? is there a part of my bitch you didn’t understand. it’s quite simple: my sibling took something of mine and refuses to return it….i really see no problem in comprehension
5 gum, You are quite the little snot now aren’t you… What are you 10 years old? But OK… We’ll play along and humour you a bit…What was so important that your sibling took??? Let me quess… was it your Michael Jackson action figure doll?
Floyd, don’t be silly…it was obviously her Miley Cyrus training bra.geesh!
Maybe we need a special category for high priority bitches…Tee hee hee..
“I’m telllliiiing!!!!”
Grab something of his/hers and hold it hostage for a bag of Oreos. Sheesh.
haha you guys all fucking suckto floyd, no it wasn’t my fucking micheal jackson action figure you asswipe, it was a medical cream, but thanks for your humor….i may be what you call a ‘high priority bitch’ floyd, but at least i have better things to do then make fun of teenage girls on the bitch forum…that one goes out to you to poop
Well thanks for clearing that up 5-Gum, but you’ve got to admit that taking the gum as ransom, did make it sound a bit juvie…Glad to read that they didn’t take MJ from you though…
i didn’t take the gum as ransom…………….
OK sorry… Didn’t mean to upset you… Just having a bit of fun here… No harm intended…
This post changed my life. It completed me. It’s the cheese to my macaroni, the scarecrow to my Dorothy. It makes me want to be a better man. How dare you mock this fine, young helpless victim, Floyd. You should be ashamed.God is watching you, Floyd. Remember that.5 gum, I hope you got your Michael Jackson action figure back, safe and sound. If there is justice in this world, he will be returned to you safely, and your sibling will be cast down like the demon he is.
you all just made me hate the bitch forum and coast magazine…the bitch forum is for people to bitch, there’s no criteria, i didn’t come here to post my bitch then get shot down and criticized..
Ah shucks 5 gum, we were just havin fun witcha… stick around, gt to know some people.
You have to admit, though, you were kind of harsh to cat lady…
But qwerty, I tried to be nice, I really did… And yes I am ashamed… deeply deeply ashamed… And I deserve to be severely punished and humiliated…P.S. What time do you think God goes to bed so I can come back and post some more when he’s not watching???
He’s pretty old so I’d say around 8pm. Probably an early riser though.
you are the bouncers here huh?
Shit-a-damn… That’s what I was afraid of… Same hours as me…Well I’ll just have to take my chances and hope he’s too busy with other things… I can only imagine what HIS e-mail in-box must look like… All the prayers,,, gimme this,,, gimme that… Exhausting…
huh what bouncers, Homie, i dont get it????
Bouncers, yeah maybe. There’s only one ass monkey though. 🙂
You know 5-gum, you might want to give some thought to qwerty’s suggestion to stick around awhile… If she takes you under her wing and shows you the ropes around here, I would dare say you’ve got the potential for being are pretty darn good little flamer…And despite her pledge to be a better man, I would be so bold to say that qwerty is just about the coolest chick in all of cyberspace…So take it from me when I say you’d be learning from the best…Heck, with poop here too, I’d say the two of them could have you taking on the Homie in no time…
Look what I started… With a simple question/comment, and yeah, I didnt really get the bitch, hence the “what the?”Call me slow I guess… A bitch is a bitch… Dont head for the hills just yet… You can vent some of your frustrations here…
Floyd, my eyes are tearing up. And it’s not from the onions I’m chopping. Or the piercing light shining directly into my corneas. Or the potent fart the old man just let rip like it’s an ass blowing contest and the prize is the Stanley Cup itself. No, Floyd. It’s you. *sniff*
* passes the box of Kleenex* there there now… Its ok qwert, let it out, let it all out…And YOU cat lady!!! Look what you started is right… You really should know better than to go on a flaming rampage like that…”What the ?” I can only imagine the fallout if you had added the two extra question marks.
LOL! true that eh… I need to calm down a litttle… I shouldnt harrass people the way I do… Shame on me…
…”no it wasn’t my fucking micheal jackson action figure you asswipe, it was a medical cream, but thanks for your humor….”Ummm, 5 gum…why would you want to share medical cream?
ROTFLMFAO Mimi… good point, that’s fucking disgusting.What a dysfunctional sounding family, kinda puts the public blowout I had with my sibling earlier this year over eyedrops into perspective. Speaking of which, that little cunt still has my Q-TIPS! GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE, YOU QUEEF!!!!And catlady, your behavior has been most disappointing, you incorrigible little brat. You better take a long, hard look at your use of the words “what” and “the”. I mean it this time, lady.
well, mimi, you seemed to have missed the whole point of the rant. i didn’t want to share the cream but he just took it anyways…
It’s funny how we all assumed this was a young girl pissed at her older sister, but now that we find out it’s a medical cream she’s bitching about, all I can picture is two old lady sisters who still live with each other, fighting over prescriptions and foot cream.