HOLY SHIT!
Yes, I accidentally left my iPod in this girl’s car who was driving me somewhere. She goes to the same school as me, but I hardly see her. I email her that night if she can give it to me the following Monday, she says yes, then doesn’t show up to give it to me. I email her again, and she doesn’t respond for two weeks. The other day I see her in the hall and ask for my iPod. She recalls that it is in her car, and she will give it to me after school.
I WAIT AFTER SCHOOL. For 60 minutes. She never shows up.
Disparaged, I go home and prepare to message her on Facebook. Only to find out, she has blocked me and I cannot get in contact with her. If I contact the school police officer I’ll get shit. If I confront her I’ll get shit. Holy flying fuck. —She’s Asking for It
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
Why would you get in shit if you contact her or the school police officer?
How much is geeting shit worth?
If it is an iPod Touch, about $200.
Get a Zune, does all the same crap, but thieves actually feel bad for you when they see it.
Doesn’t make sense that if you contact a police officer you’ll get in shit…. except if you have done something to her that can land you in trouble, in which case you’re on your own.
Why don’t you just break her window and pee in her car?
if you have messages saying she has your shit she’s pretty much confessed to stealing your ipod. you could file a police report if you want.
Yeah… she doesn’t have it anymore. You’re not getting it back.
Let that vengeful urine flow into her sinful hooligan mobile!
I don’t know, I’d be choked if someone had my iPod and wouldn’t return it. I don’t understand why someone at your school can’t help though…
Oh My God how old are you. You walk up say I want my fucking ipod back….NOW. Let’s walk out to your car now and get it NOW. Not later or after school…NOW Grow a back bone and go get what is rightfully yours. Wait by her car, I would skip a class just to make sure I got it back. I wouldn’t be nice about it at all!!!
yeah, if you go to the same school…. unless it’s Xavier’s school and she’s kitty pryde.. you shouldn’t have trouble confronting her and getting your shit. I mean, you do get lunch break yes? wrangler her then….
and then pee in her car during last period so it’s fresh for the ride home.
NM is right, sorry but your ipod is gone. She probably sold it or pawned it.
And all of you who think the OP said “get IN shit”….go back and reread it. They said “get shit” as in be labled a rat or actually get in a fight, I thought everyone knew what high school was like! I remember, one bad experience and the next 3 years of your life could be total HELL!
I feel for ya OP, if I was you I’d start plotting revenge….find out where she lives and steal something from her car…..or fuck her boyfriend….even better.
or the ol shaving cream in the envelope splattered in their locker…..
penny the thing closed….
many ways to work your magic.
the words “smack a bitch” come to mind. everyone is too god damned chicken shite to get into any confrontation these days. people think they can get away with being assholes because when someone slaps them around for being an asshole…its “imma sue you”. fucking lawyers have ruined the world.
its time to make a stand OP. as another poster had mentioned, walk up and demand your ipod back. i will add that you be a strong, confident individual and say that if you dont get your shit back its on. if they laugh, pop em in the face.
Really though, OP, just grow some balls, like Wayne Brady:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahp8zjSK0X4
The other day some cracked out kids on Spring Garden asked if I wanted to buy an IPod. Maybe it was yours.
I can see you might be leery of the cops, but why would you get shit if you confront the chick? Is she the girlfriend of the local mafia hitman or what? I agree with the people that say you should confront her and ask for the Ipod NOW, and let her know that you’re pissed at being led around. If she doesn’t have it (having likely sold it), then yeah, I would go to the police. If she’s too cowardly to have stolen it outright and just hopes you’ll go away of your own volition, prove her wrong.
well, the good thing is, that it is not annoying someone with loud tunes coming from it.
It’s an Ipod ya tard, pretty sure hers comes with head phones just like everyone else’s. Is that the best you can come up with. I suppose since you obviously can’t afford one who don’t know squat about them. LoSer
Oh high school.
If you’re a chick, get one of those funnels they sell at venus envy for girls to pee in (so you can pee standing up) and put the other end of the tube on the side of the hood of her car — pee into the funnel and make sure the pee goes under the hood — it’ll smell REAL nice when the car’s been running for a while 😉
nice one pk…tho i think shit would send a better message
blownoser, i’ll just ignore your sorry lame ass comments from now on, and wish you a nice day, even though it kills me to do so. loser, indeed.
But I’ll still be waiting when you open your mouth and the poison/shit flows out, btw, this photo is for you…
Simmer down children!
Hahaha…. Bluenoser did LS steal your iPod?
“Break her window and pee in her car”…LMFAO! Imagine plopping down in a puddle of someone else’s tepid wastewater.
naw just stick a nice sized chunk of dog/your own shit under their wiper blade… once it rains they’ll have a nice suprise
i have some good sized dog turds in my backyard…in various colours, come and get it
Sugar in the Gas tank!! One inconvenience for another.
most expensive ride home ever
But nothing smells as putrid as human feces, paingirl!
If OP *is* feeling adventurous, he/she could get one of those funnels I described above, administer themselves a fleet enema and let the liquid shit get right under that hood.
Yeah I went there.
Look at you children go. lol
What is the average age here, 15?
yes human shit is probably the rankest pk…turkey can be bad too, anything that sticks to the treads of your shoes is gross
I’m 15 and two months…
and nothing beats watching Bear Grylls drink the liquid out of a fresh elephant patty.
if you’re ever thinking of watching Man vs Wild while during supper…
don’t do that.
How about putting up a $10,000 reward like they did for cry-baby Crosby’s hockey gear and see if your iPod comes back?
cry baby sebastien, are you just a widdle bit jewouws??