To the older woman I work with… congratulations on making a shitty job even shittier. I have been nothing but nice to you (as I am with everyone who deserves it), and you treat me like shit.
I’m sorry that you view me as inexperienced because I only work there two months at a time because I go to university during the school year in order to do something better with my life than you are doing. I’m also sorry for myself, for having to look at your face and the expressions it makes when I do something that displeases you. If I made a face every time you displeased me, I would look your age in a matter of months.
Also, don’t be threatened by me, I won’t take your hours. It seems time has already done that to you. When I do take them, it will be because you have passed of natural causes (AKA being an old bitter bitch), so like… in a couple of days probably?
I treat people the way they treat me, and boy does that ever suck for you. I gave you a chance and started off nice, but once someone is on my bad side, they aint never seeing the light again. (Grammatical errors for gangsta-tough-like effect).
However, I will thank you in advance for motivating me to get my life figured out faster than fuck, because I’ll be damned if I’m standing next to you in a year selling my soul along with our product. —Severely Displeased To Meet You
This article appears in Jul 5-11, 2012.
gangsta-tough-like effect… REALLY?
Awesome bitch. Seems like in every industry there will always be the older miserable bitch that has the hate on the younger great workers.
Good for you for using her negative miserable mood to your advantage. You will move up in life whereas her sorry jealous ass will go no where.
Good luck in your future endeavours OP!
jebus o.p., if you are only there a couple months at a time, why fucking worry about the old bat? i had jobs where i was stuck, looking at the same sorry assed faces constantly. you have to learn to look past that, and dream of the day, when you will be lord and master of the world. if that don’t work, find other employment.
gotta go check out wheels here now, making a strange sound when i shift into fourth gear. hope tranny not going.
Miserable cane toads like this sheila have been part of the work experience since Job thanked the almighty for his bloody old boils. Do your job well, ignore her and never look back.
Personally, I think the OB could stand to take some advice from a fellow countryman of LCdr Sonovabitch, R.A.N., Chopper Reid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
Fair dinkum, Vastie. Bonzer bloke is our Chopper.
Crikey! Wheah didya git the whoite jumpah frem, mate? It’s deed puckah!
No worries myte, got the country’s ‘ighest peacetime gong for slotting Steve Irwin and myking it look like a stingrye diddit. Silly cunt was givin’ us all a bad nyme.
“This ere’s the wattle, it’s the emblem of our land.
You can stick it in a bottle; you can ‘old it in yer ‘and”
CRACK TUBES!
http://static.grindtv.com/images/1/00/14/0…
Please stop saying gangsta. For me, just.. stop
OB, learn to put on your poker face for 2 months at a time. It is an excellent job skill to have.
Hate to break it to you OP but old bitter people never die! They were born old and bitter and just stay that way for eternity.
You travel with a Tranny do you Suckster? I never would have guessed!
To avast0: If you don’t want to hear people who should harden the fuck up or whatever, you should probably steer clear of the bitches. Just a suggestion, no need to follow it or anything.
To Brand new tj902: No. Thank you for asking politely though. Far too many forget their manners these days. I will, unfortunately, have to continue doing what I want to do (even if it is saying gangsta in an ironic manner)…I’m a fan of mob movies, what can I say? Oh yeah… I can say ‘gangsta’.
I don’t think anywhere in my post did I say, or imply that I “don’t want to hear people who should harden the fuck up”. I was simply trying to state, in a lighthearted and comedic fashion, and in keeping with the whole Aussie theme, (but I guess this subtle comedy was perhaps too subtle?), what I thought the OB (you?) should do in response to their (your?) post. You could say, it was just a suggestion. No need to follow it or anything.
Chopper predicts a fuckin’ tempest in a fuckin’ pisspot in the next 12 to 24 fuckin’ hours. >; )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2X_YoNZ39E
I love mob movies too! I don’t recall any using the term “gangsta”. Do what u want but I won’t be the last one to think that you sound like a huge tool when you pronounce it that way! Irony or no irony.
don’t they use mafioso… and boss and all that weird family lingo shit?
I really hated the supranos… and mob movies are way near the bottom on my list to watch. Only ever seen the first godfather… once. no scarface either.
I suppose I don’t know what I’m missing … and I’ve made peace with that.
Wow, OB, you go to university. Big deal. So did most of us on this board. So do thousands of others. Sitting in a classroom doesn’t give you experience or shoot you up the company ladder. It also doesn’t make you a professional in the work place just because you have credits on a transcript.
Sure, the older lady could be a batty old bitch but it’s very possible that you’re a dumb-ass little dipshit yourself. Such a persecution complex you have.
Biscuit, I have no intention of climbing up this company ladder… this bitch wasn’t about my desire to flourish in this minimum wage job. When I say I want to do something better with my life, that actually means get out of this job.
The post was actually about my annoyance with this lady who is a lifer and looks down on younger people just because they haven’t been doing it their entire lives like her. Pretty sure it wasn’t me saying, “Oh hey there, I went to University guys, so I think I am better than you, you and you.” But yeah, go ahead and make the post about something entirely different than what it’s actually about, have a ball. How arrogant of me to have goals outside of this minimum wage job. I must really think highly of myself to think I deserve more than minimum wage. And also, mentioning I went to University and that’s why I haven’t been at work all the time, when she has because she didn’t go and spends all her time at the job and that’s why she thinks others are inexperienced…I think that makes my university statement pretty relevant to my topic. Why does she think I’m inexperienced? Because I am not there all the time. Why am I not there all the time? Because I go away to school. Who doesn’t go away to school? The woman I’m complaining about and therefore is at work more… Yeah, that sounds like a fair thing for me to mention.
And also, to tj, in my head when I say gangster in a New York Italian American accent I hear a soft r, so I wrote it that way. You also said ‘do what u want’… do you want to hear my views on using the letter u instead of the word you? Probably not… so my point is agree to disagree. Different people think the use of different words and grammar makes other people look like tools, including me, including you.
And avast, you said I needed to take some advice from …that person (extreme paraphrasing here), and when I clicked the link the title was something along the lines of harden the fuck up… but I didn’t watch the video past 10 seconds so I’m assuming (assuming can be bad) I missed the point due to assumptions(bad). Whoops.
Fuck, I couldn’t work with old women and I am an old woman. Seriously, cunts like this can poison a workplace and I honestly sympathize. I work with three young guys and they are fucking awesome – I’d never pull that geezer shit on any of them. I’ve learned more from them re the current technology than I’d ever learn from some dried up old fart with ‘tude.
Oh, and, forgetting the soft r for a second… The term gangster came to mind because mafia movies are sometimes referred to as being part of the gangster film genre. That explains my use of gangster (not saying you didn’t already know that, just saying, just saying, just saying.