I am so tired of seeing girls squeezed into clothes that clearly don’t fit them. It’s not just “big” girls either. I see some quite small ones that have the love handles going too. All I can picture is you laying on the bed sucking in and forcing the jeans to do up and the short shirts to make it that much more noticeable. Just dress your size. It is much more appealing to look at. Believe it or not it can even make you look SMALLER. The downtown life is what kills me most, your cellulite and ass cheeks hanging out is not pretty. Ladies get it together you’re making us look bad. —Buy a Size Up
This article appears in Jan 19-25, 2012.
don’t they put lycra in some jeans? we did the tight jeans thing in the seventies, lying on the bed, hoping the zipper didn’t break. we were stupid too!!!
Down with skinny jeans!!! The 1% of women and men out there that can flatter themselves with this style of pant, good for you. But, for the other 99%, for fuck sakes, leave them in the stores where they belong.
remember muffintops? I thought those days were over. guess not.
seriously. i dont think ive worn skinny jeans ever. size 12 is not a good size for them.
I saw some chick wearing what looked like Coco The Clown super tight circus pants downtown. Or maybe they were yoga pants. Either way, that mess of a muffin top sprouting out would make any guy go soft.
I hear ya OB … unless the body is rock hard, even little women can have giggly, squishy bits. It doesn’t matter what size someone is … clothes that fit properly are much more flattering than those that don’t. And that doesn’t just apply to skinny jeans … but I sure do love ’em.
yes you can get skinny jeans that fit properly in a size above 7 but i feel you need a certain body to wear them. i mean i wear leggings with knee high
boots but i make sure my ass is covered by my top. i feel like not many girls dress to flatter their body but they dress as to what they think guys wanna see. and to i mean i am no guy but i dont think thats what guys really want to see sometimes
“squishy bits” we have those, whatever size^^i like my bits squeezed
Orteille de chameau.
Don’t be Jelly
haha. do you like seeing everything hang out? i agree with the OB. its not pretty
Yeah PG … a well timed and well placed squeeze or smack from a masterful hand never hurt anybody. 😉
I wear skinny cut jeans because the legs are too big in other cuts. And the pair I tried on at gap yesterday — SKINNY JEANS and the damn legs were a tad bit big. The key is the leg cut — I wear the boot cut skinny. That balances the look out for me because my legs are a 10 and my waist is … Not.
Also, i went to buy pantyhose yesterday and i could not find a pair that wasn’t either ‘shapers’ or control top… Do women not realize that when you suck things in with these types of stockings they just look worse? (muffin tops, etc…) but apparently all women want their clothing to suck them in.
Fuck you, clothing manufacturers.
go to smartset. their tights are like 2 for 16 dollars but they don’t have a tight waist band the feel amazing and last forever.
As for jeans i have a few pair but i mosty wear dresses and skirts because i hate trying to find the right fit. its really hard.
unless they’re cotton, cookie girl, i can’t wear them. sorry miss pretty k, i can’t see your legs, from where i’m standing…teehee
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Yeah PG … a well timed and well placed squeeze or smack from a masterful hand never hurt anybody. 😉
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Not in a *bad* way…
(wipes a joyful tear)
Wpaul
Before I had my baby I use to pull off skinny jeans. But now theres no way I could. I didn’t gain a whole lot but enough that they just don’t look right on me. So i wear flare and boot cut now. I have noticed the stlye of pants makes it harder to find something that looks right with your body now. A major piss off trying to find a pair of jeans that fit right. They need to make a store for women who have had kids. Any mother will understand that suggestion :).
Oooh atecookie — I’ll try smartset. I need some new tights STAT. I bought some from sears two months ago and they’re falling apart 🙁 I hate wearing pants too. They just never look right.
Actually, I’ve taken up sewing (bought a nice new shiny machine a few months ago — all computerized and stuffs) and I’ve been furiously making skirts lately. My latest is deliciously pretty. <3
AHAHAHA BREAD LADY. You killz me!
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. OUR cherubic little PK has legs?
http://www.coveryourhair.com/blog/wp-conte…
Who knew?
I could make a saucy joke right now…
… but I won’t.
>; )
OH fuck it, I’mma make it anyway.
I might have short legs, but they’ve never had a problem gripping [tightly] around a torso!
and on that note, I bid a sweet adieu.
Bottom, right hand side
http://www.sdalphaphi.com/wp-content/uploa…
Yeah Bitches, I called it first.
Bahahahaha … I’m short too Kitty … me-ow!!!
And Wheelie … no, definitely not in a *bad* way.
OP it’s the bad ones that make others look good. I thank Baby Jay daily for them.
It would be so boring if everyone dressed sensationally anyway.
Petty K…be careful, if my girlfriend’s anything to go by…you’ll be learning how to quilt when you get a bit older !
Actually more-on, I *am* into quilting. At the ripe old age of 29.
One of the girls at work said I remind her of a 60 year old woman.
Another said I was very mothering/motherly.
*sigh*
Oh hay, on a completely different note: I’ve been a bit bored tonight and looking at past bitches/posts by some bitchers and now I’m completely depressed.
I urge each and every one of you not to look into the vortex that is the past of LTWWB: some people around here really fucking suck!
Do go on Dear … or should I come see you to chat about it. Lol. I know I’ve said some things on here to some ppl that … I regret.
I don’t like my bits squished PG! No, not at all! I like boxers if anything.
Parts of the body should breathe.
Life’s to short for long regrets. A twinge …I can understand that, but enough.
Petty K quilting already. L O L
you old bag you !
the best kind of clothing for girls, is the none at all birthday suit. one size fits all.
Oh frig no, not you, Donk! You are fabulous and always have been.
You’re always welcome to come by and chat! My assistant’s in in the afternoon on Tuesdays, so we can always go down and get some coffee and have a bit of a chat 🙂
kitty’s legs are just right, they go all the way from floor to make a perfect ass of themselves, just sayin’.
OB….the old 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag is never a pretty sight ~;)