You suggested moving from POF to texting since your not on there that much. So when I text you, why do you take forever to write back and why am I always initiating the conversation? I expected us to be texting a lot, like many times a day, EVERYDAY, not like briefly once every second day! When I brought this to your attention, your always giving me fucking excuses: Oh I been busy, Oh I was on the phone, Oh I was sleeping…
Bull fucking shit! You told me you wanted to talk, but clairely you don’t. Why give me your number then? When I called you out on your shit, you stopped texting back completely and blocked me on POF! What?? Don’t like hearing the truth? You wasted 2 weeks of my time, you mindgame playin bitch! —Random guy seeking a girlfriend who don’t play games
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.
To all the single ladies of the dating world, online and offline: The universe revolves around this guy. You must bow down to him and drop everything you’re doing every time you are contacted by him to answer him. Oh, and make sure you suck his dick, even if he refuses to eat your pussy.
We clear?
Games people play…aah the joys of singledom…If I want drama, I’ll watch Y & R, or yell at myself.
“I expected”
I expect she recognized a bullet to be dodged and ducked.
Two entire weeks? Geezuz, gimme a break …. how many texts does it require? TWO!
1. Wanna fuck?
2. Sure.
See, two texts … done ….. spent …. and moved on!
You are trolling the dot.cum sites and seem to be insecure and possessive.
You should stalk her from your vehicle, and when she goes to the grocery store you should take pictures with your phone and stand in her way when she tries to go anywhere.
Stare at her breasts!
harass her with online hate mail and some more stalking!
write bi-polar messages switching from apologetic to apocalyptic rage!
Show her your fat stacks of cash!
Have you sent her a picture of your dick yet? Thats probably your problem genius. Because lets face it, self-centered snobs & bitchez & sluts like that these ladies should be throwing themselves alll over you buddy!
now this is prime advice that I’ve learned from LTWWB posts so use it wisely
What are you? A twelve year old? People don’t exist for your exclusive entertainment, pal. Better get used to that concept.
guy, you should be seeking a girlfriend who don’t spell no good, who don’t care if you go ballistic when thwarted in any area of your life, who jumps to your every finger crook.
and did I mention who don’t spel or rite 2 gud?
if she gave you her number she had good intentions towards you. poor her. I expect she got her eyes opened very quickly and is deeply regretting that now.
womenz be all cray cray.
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Ehhh, Do yourself a favour and don’t go into any of this with expectations.
If this type of attention and back and forth is what you want, maybe online is not for you.
People have lives outside of texting and your escalating behaviour doesn’t scream confident and stable.
Sorry…
Dude, take a hint!
clairely she doesn’t want anytin to do wit youse
haha! Lowcoaster hit the spot.
Maybe she ACTUALLY is busy, perhaps that is why she is on POF and specifically said she doesn’t use it much? Also, you seem like an idiot, so maybe she did want to text you and saw that you can’t spell to save your life, so she decided that she can find someone a little less psychotic and idiotic.
What were her dating needs? Seeking average looking, employed, goes easy with the substance abuse, ok for mild physical and verbal abuse, 10″ minimum, must like muff diving, won’t tell Mumsie she’s a savage old cunt and must be capable of spelling, type of man, or in a pinch transgender.
What do you expect from POF?
Can I have her number?
The people who find a loving relationship online are the exceptions.
I think a text every couple of days is reasonable for someone you don’t know very well..
It sounds to me op like you’re very needy and obsessive and would monopolize her time anyway.
Man up, for crying out loud. It’s embarrassing.
“Man up” – What does that even mean?
Captain, it’s when you get a green mushroom in mario.
Ah yes, this theory makes perfect sense to The Captain, Hoist.
OB is a “Little Man”. He needs to be bigger than these silly problems, these vexing women he encounters.
AN IRISH VISITOR
“You told me you wanted to talk but clairly (sic) you don’t.” Random Guy
Are you from Ireland?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
OP
Girl who doesn’t play games
Good luck
Five people who can’t detect sarcasm in text disliked my comment lol.
Captain, it’s the red mushroom that makes mario big, green mushrooms give you an extra man. But I like your analogy just the same.
OB, your princess is in another castle.
we had many lost weekends, courtesy of the original mario games http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18j2rzmelo…
I think Mario should have forgotten about the princess and continued with his plumming career. She probably went to bowser and was playing both of them. He even had his brother mixed up in that shit.
Grown women don’t wanna sit around and text a high-maintenance baby all day long. If you can’t ask her on a date, fuck off. She got shit to do and that shit don’t include you.