You seriously think your hot shit don’t you? You strut around with a smug look on your face. You act as if you think you’re an A-list celebrity or something! But you’re not. You are 36 years old and work as a fast food cashier! You’re not pretty and you sleep around.
Stop coming after my man…
Oh, and word is going around that you have the hairiest tuppy out there, you better do something about that hun! —Lawoman
This article appears in May 27 – Jun 2, 2010.
Is a tuppy a pussy or an ass or what?? Ewww. Take care of that shit indeed!!
That’s funny – this reminds me of an ex- of an ex. She was one of those “going nowhere” types that maybe used to be pretty and needed lots of guys to make her feel powerful and hot. Though it was her saggy breasts that was the turn off for dudes when she finally got them to bed. Thank god I haven’t seen her in years…
Seriously – it’s not a story I’d want getting out about my… whatever…
She should take a course in minge braiding.
Tuppy? That’s a new one! Definition please OP!
LOL……first of all….36 years old screams hormonal raging cougar in heat. Second, fast food cashier…..hilarious! That’s not even a job! Now wonder she spends so much time on her back.
What is your man doing to stop her? Trust me, i went through this. I’m 32, had a 48 yr old hag chasing after mine HARD- he did nothing to stop her, until i kicked him out.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
Pussy it is
Haha hormonal raging cougar. Good one Sebastard.
LS is going to be all over this one…
It’s probably about him.
I thought I heard every def. of a womans business; even had a copy of National Lampoon where every slang word for sex and equip. m/f was listed no “tuppy” i love it though tuppy tuppy tuppy 🙂
Where is LS when you need a good groan?
Pubic hair is soooo 90’s.
Damn strait BIBC!. I’m old school. I don’t groove on the mohawk. When it comes to merkin, I like a nice thick, well-trimmed, equilateral triangle. NO treasure trail. And absolutely no armpit hamsters. The great spaghetti monster invented Lady Schick for a reason.
When we were kids my friend called it a poojie. (no idea how you would spell it… it sounded vulgar enough when you said it as a 7 year old…).
Hey LS! What do you call it?
I call it a Taxi… So I can roll over and get some sleep.
Oh Jebus, talk about letting the genie out of the bottle.
Not sure the old Kommodorski 64ski is going to have enough memory to accomodate the New York Telephone Directory-size list that’s gonna come. >; )
Ba ha ha… (sarcastic leg slapping and eye rolling included)
I find it curious that armpit hair on women is frowned upon as being too masculine but hair in the most feminine of places is not.
My eye rolling was for Dr. F. I guess I type too slowly for the bitchers here…
Baby Gap is also a personal favourite of mine.
You sound as lovely as the person you complain about.
Purely personal aesthetics OL. I somehow doubt that my 48 year old Chia-beergut is going to set many feminine hearts aflutter at the beach this summer. It will have to compete with he blinding glare from my hairline, retreating faster than Napoleon before the gates of Moscow.
When I said pubic hair was out of style, I meant for both sexes…
guys, i’m not even gonna touch this one, you all go for it, i’m just gonna eat my cornflakes.
Easy for you to say; you probably don’t have a Level 9 (or Robin Williams) level of hairiness.
i prefer the hairy guy, beats the androgynous freaks you see in magazines…stop with the chest shaving guys
VIVE L’OURS!
Corn flakes? Seriously. Jeez, how much did I pay for this show? I want my money back.
Super hairy reminds me too much of my dad. Ugh. (though I love him dearly) A shaved chest can be sexy, but au naturel isn’t too shabby either.
L.S. ….buddy are you sick ?
I mean this simply SCREAMS for one of your proposals !
If you got the opportunity to do braids, I’d pay for the beads. ~:)
Chest shaving is nasty but surely spending $40 on a body groomer isn’t overboard…
a body groomer, what are you a monkey? ^^ me ma always likes to say: aaah, he’s not long out of the trees
nah guys, let the chickie havbe her monkey and get all the bananas to feed it that can hold. i’m chilling out tonight, for a bit. a friend died today, and i’m contemplating the rest of my mortality here on this shitball planet. you guys give it the good go, i’ll be my normal(ha) self again soon. and i’ll be back with all kinds of shit. t.t.f.n.(not the bitcher).
Bonus points for using “tuppy”. Well done.
Condolences on the loss of your friend LIFE SUCKS.
My condolences as well, Tovaritsch.
sorry to hear that suckulous, we are always here for useless inanity
As I re-read the OP’s rant…I wondered this morning, How does she know that her ‘tuppy’ is actually the hairiest ? I mean what proof is ‘word going round’ ?
I mean after all this is the first I’ve ever heard that a 36 year old cahsier, is in contention for hairiest out there !
But I do live outside the city & the burb’s… so perhaps it is common knowledge in town.
@ LS…
If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh & smile & dance & sing
When your feeling in the dumps,
don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips & whistle, that’s the thing
And always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
For life is quite absurd
And deaths the final word
And you must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, its your last chance anyhow
So….
Don’t know why, but this Bitch reminds me of this YouTube clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
Is her name “Sha’Nay Nay”?
lawoman, okay then, give me her name and addy and i will check out the hair leength myself. the addy here is gary_more@hotmail.com. i will be waiting with a tape measure to check that beast out. and she’s an easy lay too, double bonus.
What sacrifices won’t our brother LS make for science. >: )
pimpin the addy….
rock it hard!
sorry LS… really.
I really just had to come back to
“I find it curious that armpit hair on women is frowned upon as being too masculine but hair in the most feminine of places is not.”
I suppose it comes down to the fact that you should maintain the common areas that everyone sees…. and ”present” those that the rare VIP get to witness.
I mean, if every VIP section looked like the common area… how many would go the extra mile???
nice to know the lumberjack look hasn’t yet quite died out completely …
cause you have to be damn lean to pull off the shaven look with any class.
found that one out the hard way…
You’re ghetto.