I don’t miss your farts, they smelled bad. —everyone you don’t hang out with anymore
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.

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I don’t miss your farts, they smelled bad. —everyone you don’t hang out with anymore
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.
7 Comments
You’re just jealous they could harness the true power of the dragon shout
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She likely dealt them to assholes she didn’t like anyway. She probably should have dealt one more though, right in your mouth!
When do they ever smell good? And I bet your shit don’t stink!
Yours truly
Ever have one of those “dig my fingers into the depths of my ass crack and smell my fingers deeply” kind of days?
This bitch begs the question, would the OB miss their farts if they smelled good to them ?
cheerio’s are bland , possibly like a fart would taste
~;p
sohi – i believe the term for you is anal attentive.
She probably don’t miss your garbage juice smelling dick either.