You’re the cutest little thing in a leather jacket i’ve ever met. Your crooked little smile and smattering of freckles never fail to make me smile. Please don’t ever stop holding my hand, and no you don’t do it too much. I like your clamminess. Let’s watch spoopernatural and eat kraft dinner forever, ok? Can’t wait to own dogs with you. —Cutiebuns
This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2014.