Ok, I get it, my boyfriend is hot and he plays in a band. I couldn’t agree with you more. I have no problem with the couple of groupies he has. The groupies buy his merch and cd’s so I’m all for them because when he makes extra money at gigs I get taken out for a nice date so go, groupies, go!
I tend to lay back a bit after the shows I attend so he can talk to the girls and guys who come up to the stage. I am not a jealous person but I have a moral line that I won’t cross and it irritates me that there are whores out there that only have no line…only several large, gaping, empty holes that they want filled with my boyfriends penis.
For the blonde bob-cut chick who invited him to a party at her house after the show. Take a hint honey, he said no. Then he said that he had plans after the show with his girlfriend. Then when you asked who his girlfriend was and he pointed to me…a foot away, listening (and kind of laughing) at the whole situation, you said that I looked like the ugliest Kardashian sister and that he could do better.
You know what… you’re not his type, honey. He likes tits and ass for one thing and these double d’s above this 30 inch waist is much more his style than your figure of an 11 year old boy. Nice try with the padded push up bra btw but there are not supposed to be giant gaps in the cups that your t-shirt crumples into.
And your little blond inverted bob haircut was probably really trendy 3 years ago but now it’s just tired, besides, he digs grabbing my jet black long hair while we’re doing it doggy style so your short hair in back would be too close to fucking the drummer… he kind of has the same haircut as you.
also, wtf did I ever do to you? I honestly don’t care when girls hit on him and he doesn’t really mind when guys hit on me, as long as we go home with each other…who cares, maybe we’ll even pretend to be one of the other people in our little fuck games.
Most girls find he has a girlfriend and back off but for the few that don’t. Get some self esteem. We’ve been together 8 years, lived together for 5, no we’re not legally married (by choice) but it’s not like we just met. I’ve come across a few losers like you and you chicks are all the same.
Also, you’re mistaking one thing, when I said I saw your reality show with your 8 kids and that you could probably drive a mack truck up that by now, you called me a bitch.
Honey, I’m not A bitch…I’m THE bitch —The bitch with the boyfriend in the band
This article appears in Jun 10-16, 2010.
she’s asking for a whoopin. serious whoopin. PHD in whoopin
I’m not young and I think I’ve seen pretty much everything ; but, to this day I still don’t get the lengths and means seemingly nice girls/woman will go to in their quest for rock guys ; not even good or like popular or good looking and they’ll degrade themselves to fuck them; no capice 🙂
o.p., i feel for you, and know what you are going through. when i used to play bass, in the short of cash group, and with doug mclean and the langley beach crowd, way back when, i had the same problems. seems the bass and drummers get all the girls, and sometimes, it can go to your head. just cut the dude some slack, and remind him that he has a full time home waiting for him at home, and disease free. if he still has to have his groupies, then maybe, just maybe, it’s time to move on to the drummer, if available.
Does his band play ‘Sweet Caroline’? because every other band in NS does…
A kay and Desi soap. LOL
much funnier tho bro tim, and no mention of bullies
Why does it matter? At the end of the day he’s yours, and obviously this girl hit a nerve if you went to all the effort to write a fucking book of a bitch about it. Seems to me like that girl’s not the only one who’s insecure…
The lady doth protest too much, methinks – your insecurity is showing in CAPS, honeychild – don’t tell me you don’t feel threatened then write a fucking epistle about how secure you are in your relationship. Looks like mushroomhead has thrown out some major seeds of doubt in your direction.
Oh, and another thing, sweetcheeks, those wonderful Double Dees of yours? Give them twenty years and they’ll be great knee or ankle warmers. If you don’t believe me, come see mine.
This bitch reeks of insecurity OP. Groupies and fans are part of the territory with musicians. Get used to it and stop taking it so personally when someone comes on to your man just because he’s in a band which really isn’t all that impressive. Having been the girlfriend of a musician, I know how this song is played. I’ve also seen other girlfriends of band members react like the OP to the inevitable onslaught of groupies. Way to impress your man with your sense of sophistication and maturity! (Sad really.)
Right on, Oceanlady – I’ve been hanging out with professional musicians for 30 years (my hub-unit was a popular sound dude back in the day) and it’s this kind of insecurity that’ll drive Mr. Lead Guitar or whatever to craziness, 8 years or no. I’ve seen relationships longer than the OP’s flounder – one band buddy of mine was faithful to his wife of 10 years and when they started having big problems over her insecurity, he took off with one of his groupies – o.k. – it didn’t last but neither did the marriage. I’m not saying what my buddy did was right – I’m just pointing out it happens.
Of course if the OB’s hubby worked in an office and a female there flirted with him, she’d bitch about that too. TTFN I thought they became knee and ankle pads. Yep there they are all braed up and looking good and firm then later they unfurl like a flag.
I think what pissed the OP off was the girl started to insult her, which is highly uncalled-for.
However, bragging up your own attributes, and basically blabbing your, um, personal sexual habits…doesn’t show a lot of class. It makes you look insecure…although i understand why you did so.
You sound disappointed Bro Tim, with the inevitable unfurling quality to bigger-busted gals. What about surgically restored perkiness (not necessarily implants)? Preferable to flags-a-flappin’? Au natural or surgically enhanced? Which is better? A question for you and the others on preference.
LOL This is just funny… when you’re me. I’ve seen this girl before. She has a lot of faces but at the end of the night it always looks the same… nose high in the air and face all scrunched up makin’ ugly at all the pretty girls in the bar who bought into her boyfriend’s performance. A word of advice. Leave it 100% up to him to behave as he would. You control nothing as it’s HIS job. It’s a privilege to attend. If you don’t like the way he handles women/fans/whomever let me suggest you (A) get a new boyfriend or (B) stay home, don’t go to his gigs because your opinion about how he handles himself or his customers at his job is quite simply none of your business and very reasonable grounds for your termination. Don’t believe me? Keep bitchin’ at him about these skanks and see what happens.
“Get some self esteem” says the girl who wrote eight paragraphs directed toward another girl she felt threatened by. The clincher was the description of the sex you have with Mr. Rock star. Oh yeah, you’re totally not insecure.
And she compares you to a reality show whore so you compare her to a different, more successful one lol.
I love long jet black hair. Thanks.
‘I’m not A bitch….I’m THE bitch!’
Ewww! I can just picture you with one hand on your hip, the other one snapping through the air!
Yup, you definetly do sound desperately insecure.
I don’t think many people understood this bitch.
First of all, I don’t think she’s insecure at all. This bitch started insulting her for no reason. All you regulars would have said “well, why didn’t you say something about it then…are you too insecure” You just can’t win with you guys. She’s insecure for saying somtheing and insecure if she doesn’t
It’s a bitch board people…why shouldn’t she bitch about it?
The other reason I don’t think she’s insecure is I’m pretty sure I know who this is…description fits perfectly and her ego is huge but she knows it and I kind of like that about her.
Secondly…why are people dumping on the boyfriend and saying she should get rid of him? Did you not get that he got hit on by another girl and basically turned her down flat…it was the other girl who got pissy.
Also…for TTFN…I think it was you who said her DD’s would be saggy or something when she’s your age. If it’s the girl I’m thinking of (she has long black hair, a long time band boyfriend and DD’s) she’s 42 now and they look amazing…I don’t think she’s too concerned if they get a bit saggy.
and if this is you J. You absolutely rock! I’m glad you finally said something to one of those bitch hangers on after the shows. I’m the old drummers cousin, we met at the big summer jam last year!
So who was the blonde with the 8 kids and a reality show? I googled all I found was ‘john and kate plus 8’. Kate has an inverted bob, but as sure as hell no body of an 11 year old boy!
Who’s willing to bet that ‘tiger lilly’ is actually the OP? I am!
Wait until 52, sweetcakes, she won’t be grinning so much then – besides, she probably has an industrial strength boulder holder so them pups ain’t gonna look the same once the ol’ strap is unsnapped – they’ll be a ‘little’ long-faced so to speak. Or maybe, just maybe, they’re full of helium. She still sounds like a grade A crunt.
Yep, I agree – it’s probably Tiger Lily blowing her own tit.
“You know what… you’re not his type, honey. He likes tits and ass for one thing and these double d’s above this 30 inch waist is much more his style than your figure of an 11 year old boy. Nice try with the padded push up bra btw but there are not supposed to be giant gaps in the cups that your t-shirt crumples into.” – You sound like a fucking 13 year old who just got tits. Grow the fuck up.
Baaahhh..ha…ha…ha…ha….I actually quite liked this bitch. I would be pissed, too if someone compared me to a Kardashian sister. That’s when you “accidentally” giev the drunk bitch a little shove and watch her tumble on her face.
ugh, you had me at inverted bob cut. Was she also wearing jeggings? I fucking hate both of those little trends it’s like a bad joke to make women look stupid.
on another note, i’m with ya on women who have no fucking boundries when it comes to men with wives and girlfriends. It’s whores like that that consider a man in a relationship a challenge then they cry their fucking eyes out when they get cheated on.
One of my friendships basically ended because she thought it was fine to fuck around with married or commetted men because she wasn’t the one cheating.
I know men need to be the one’s that say no but women that knowingly cheat with guys in relationships deserve anything they get.
Don’t worry op, one of these days the bitch will hit on a married guy with a real monster of a wife who will take the bitch down
nope, definitely not the op here. I do not like the boys in bands…chicks in bands are more my style 😉
jeggings?
Yeah this bitch thinks way too fucking much of herself. I love the “sordid details” of the sex life she throws in there. Congrats honey, you have sex, much like half this fucking city on a Friday or Saturday night. Doggy style? Wow you guys are adventurous! Also I’d love to say congrats! Your boyfriend is one of the many musicians in one of the many bands in Halifax. Con-fucking-grats. You must be rolling in cash. Sure the slutty blonde stepped over a boundary insulting you to your face, but it sure is great to know that you were the bigger person…. oh wait… no, you weren’t.
‘…he digs grabbing my jet black long hair while we’re doing it doggy style…’ – wow, you got yourself a prize there, bahawhawhawhaw!!!! Does he shout ‘geddiup, ya ol’ nag’ and flog you with a riding crop?
Ahahahaha
Right onnn girl.
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aaah, thanks cranky…i couldn’t get those to go over my feet nevermind me arse
20 years later & instead of tits, you’ll have beaver tails !
…..shudders
More, I just blew scalloped potatoes through my nose – that fucking hot cheese hurt like a scalding boogie – but, man, your remark was worth it!
Sorry you hurt yourself TTFN.
Glad you got a laugh out of it though…
No, man, it was worth every scorchin’ second – besides, I did a kickass imitation of a dragon – I’ll have to lick between Hub-Unit’s toes for what I did to his vintage 8 track collection – still fucking worth it!
I love you ttfn!
Gee Tiger lily, you sure write like the OP! Especially that like her, you also seem to think you’re quite the pioneer in bed. Oooo….so you like FEMALE rock stars! Boy, you are rrrrealllly somethin’!!!! What a rebel!!!!
Go Ricky!
Go Ricky!
Go Ricky!
When I read OP’s flattering version of herself, the first image that came to mind was horror movie hostess of yesteryear, Elvira. Mortica Addams was a close second.
z…since when is being a lesbian a rebel? I’m guessing you’re from the don’t ask don’t tell generation. I never said I was a “pioneer in bed” I’m 17, I haven’t had as much time to explore as most of you had, but give me time.
Hate to say it, but most female musicians really suck. There’s a few I like, but not many. Even most of my females friends aren’t big fans of female musicians.
The only thing worse is female comedians! NOT. FUNNY.
Roger that Q. Back in the day Sam Kinison once opined that “America doesn’t have the guts to admit that Whoopi Goldberg isn’t funny.” You can substitute Rosie O’Donnell, Wanda Sykes and Margaret Cho and it still works. God rest his smutty soul.
Kinison was a hoot.
‘I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they’re so sweet: ‘I’m not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I’m not. I’m gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain!’
That stuff is still fucking gold.
As for female comedians, Joan Rivers knocks the rest of ’em over like ten pins – there is no one grosser and funnier than that ol’ plastic trout. Young female comedians could learn a thing or two from her.
I’m having Kinison’s “Epistle to the Ethiopians” read at my funeral.
“There wouldn’t be any world hunger if you people would just LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!”
sorry to interrupt…colonel: sue and hookbeak brought the baby by for a visit i have decided to call it juniour (in my best connery voice)
I must be having a crap day because that caused me to tear up a little. RAWK, RAWK RAWK, Juniour; may your skies be clear and the carrion abundant.
glad to brighten your morning…hookbeak is the old uncle/aunt, he is showing juniour the ropes…our backyard is safe RAWK
To the band g/f :
I am in my 30’s now and am a friend of LOTS of guys in various bands – local, national, international – for the last 10 yrs or so. I’ve dated some in the past, but mainly these guys were/are my friends. Several g/fs of mine were also musician g/fs, too.
And so, as I can speak from experience…FYI:
Please get over yourself – just like in “real life” – as opposed to the rock star fantasy world you think you’re living out – guys have friends, and that includes female friends. Yeah yeah, these guys hold a certain social status/sexual appeal/ whatever, but beyond that, on a personal level, some guys and friends who happen to be female just CLICK – they happen to have mutual friends (Hfx music scene has always only been so big, after all)
Often those “groupies” themselves know quite alot about music themselves/study play music/also go to the same school as said band guy, etc.
I agree there are obnoxious trashy girls out there who simply try to get a sense of self worth from poaching/irresponsibly flirting with another girls’s man, but honey, girls like that are EVERYWHERE, in other workplaces, environments, too. And the older you get, the more you may notice that. (Usually however, women in their 30s grow out of that shit).
The funny part is, I can honestly say, over my years as a musician girlfriend/musician friend – I found myself surrounded by even MORE obnoxious trashy musician GIRLFRIENDS – ones that were exactly like the way you sound: aggressive, self-important, seeking validation through their man’s status, and deeply, deeply insecure. BTW we didn’t need the REALLY skanky sex details that reek FURTHER of your insecurity. That didn’t sound enviable, just sad.
These nasty-ass, hostile, self-important band girlfriends – no matter how pretty, believe me – were the ones who in all cases I knew, were usually secretly loathed by their man’s bandmates.
And definetly they were, common-law or otherwise, DUMPED. VERY. BADLY.
After he DID fuck around on her somehow, with someone. Usually on the road. Take note.
The most memorable was a particularly endearing fellow band girlfriend who considered EVERY girl beyond her own handpicked less attractive friends as a threat to her relationship. So she tagged along to all shows, was openly rude to all his female friends and fans, and over years of pouting like a child, threats, various forms of drama, kaboshed even long-standing female friends of this guy BEFORE HER from his life. After years of putting up with this shit from the “Nazi” as we called her, he got married about a yr or so later.
Just not to her. Nope, it was someone he’d met while on the road. We were all very relieved. So if you ever wish to progress with your “by choice” arrangement, and actually BE the one standing there in that dress, take note.
Please work on your self-esteem, develop your own life, and develop maybe a less hard masculine attitude – there’s alot to be said for a little femininity and descretion, and you clearly need THAT. Maybe don’t tag along and latch on him to so many shows, and trust – trust like any other chick has to just trust her man on business trips, at the office/after the office, road trips, any time she’s not there.
What you’re doing is obsessing – clearly – over girls who you actually find REALLY threatening.
Because guys – musicians or otherwise – will fuck for years but don’t eventually choose their future with nasty girls like you.
As someone who has had musician friends for more than half her life, I respect your insight, halifaxsun. You nailed it beautifully.
That’s the thing, Tiger Lily, I DON’T think being a lesbian is rebellious. That’s why I was making fun of you for having to mention it, as if it WERE something that would shock and impress us.
It does to other 17 year olds who’ll offer a beer to see two gals kiss.
halifaxsun speaks the truth and has pointed out some of the facts I was going to address. The workplace of a musician is one of the few where WAGS (wives and girlfriends) can be present while their partner is working. Most people don’t get to see how their honey responds when confronted by someone crushing on them in the workplace or even know about it because it is so benign. Blending one’s personal and professional lives requires a level of maturity and security to be successful.
is that you on the board oceanlady?
What the hell is a 17 year old (Tiger Lily) doing hanging out with a 42 year old?! (the person tiger lily thinks is the OP)
Is the reason she’s sticking up for the OP so avidly is beacause OP is TL’s mom???
No, sadly I am not that proficient on a board yet, but it is an image I aspire to. Can’t wait to hit the waves! My wetsuit hangs on the back of the door in anticipation.
She a’int pretty she just looks that way.
Geez, you just can’t win on here. I try to keep things light and positive but there are a few people on here who are so negative.
It doesn’t matter what I say, I thought I knew the op because I was at a party at my cousins house with about 60 other people and she sounds like the woman I met there. So i left a positive message then I get attacked for that.
I never said I hung out with her and I never claimed to be a sexual pioneer but it seems like every little comment I make is turned around, analyzed and thrown back in my face as an insult.
When people thought I must be the op because I didn’t just say nasty negative things about her I mentioned that I am a lesbian since the entire post was about a fight over a guy so it seemed like a reasonable fact to state since I have no interest in men.
I try to be positive and friendly and I usually read these bitches to empathize with the one’s I agree with and get the occasional laugh but a lot of you just seem to want to insult, attack, and be anonymously obnoxious.
I try to be the same person on line that I am in real life. I don’t say things on here that I wouldn’t say outloud because pretending to be someone else online just seems like I would be missing something in my own life.
Now I guess you can go ahead and call me names, insult me, make fun of me and generally abuse your anonymity any way you wish. I’ll not take it to heart and just try to laugh it off and go back to reading the other bitches for my own entertainment.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
“…but it seems like every little comment I make is turned around, analyzed and thrown back in my face as an insult.”
you haven’t been reading here very long, have you?
we’re all negative! (just all of the time)
it is, after all, a bitch section….
and I suppose people like to call others bitches whenever they see fit.
I don’t know what sparked the fire in this case, since like you said, you seemed to be putting in your .02 though when people pounce on the OP and then you potentially have ties with them, I guess you’re crap by association.
just let it all slide…
not many of us strive for the “same person on line that I am in real life”.
Here, we can joke and poke… exchange banter with a ranter…. be terse and curse.
oh, and I highly recommend not wanting to ‘win’…
that was always Kay’s objective…
and at all costs, be it suspending truth, logic, and sensibility…
and we all know how sorely ‘missed’ she is these days.
Tiger_Lily…don’t sweat what people say on here. Read the bitches if it entertains you but you should know that commenting (or writing a bitch) opens you up to whatever people want to say.
You have to realize that the bitch board is just like a high school clique. There are the cool ones and the smart ones and the losers and when there’s a fight everyone jumps in and yells “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!”
Some people just wait for the chance to insult others because it makes them look cooler and some people just want their point heard even if no one else agrees with it.
Some people get nasty on here because they’re meek little mice in real life and this way they get out some of their bottled up rage. And some people really would really say the nasty stuff out loud because they don’t give a shit.
No need to give it a second thought…just remember if you allow this stuff to get you down or piss you off, you’ll continue to think about it but no one else on here will so who loses then?
on another note…I rarely see a funny female comedian and I’ve always thought that sometimes they eiethr try to be too much like one of the guys or talk too much about typical women stuff.
Stick with the basics, ladies. No one wants to hear about your funny menstrual stories or have you pretend that you have a dick.
and zZz writes poetry sometimes ms lily
I do not and you can’t make me…
and if we met, you couldn’t take me.
I’m an internet tough guy with big brass balls
who smacks them together as I make cat calls
at all the ladies who just love to fuck…
oh wait… no… no that would actually be life sucks…
see ya see aint he just the sweetest thang
You’re a long time lurker posting a bitch
Don’t like what you read, then make a switch
You want warm and fuzzy go get some pussy
Don’t post on this board if you’re a wussy
If you bitch about buses you’re told to walk
If you bitch no one’s listening you’re told not to talk
If you bitch about food be prepared for some spit
If you bitch about sex then you’re just full of shit
You don’t like the service then bitch about the tip
You didn’t speak up so you’re under the whip
Bitch about your life and whatever it may lack
Just be warned that the bitchers bitch back
Beautiful stuff devil_girl & zZz… I’ve had my inspirational moment of the day. Thank you.
I never said anything about the OP, or TL… I jus questioned the age difference… No need to go get ya panties in a bunch
The things that are said on this board need to be taken with a grain of salt. It’s a place to bitch, whine, moan, complain, insult, and best of all escape reality and giggle at stupidity.
And better yet, the few people I’ve met in person through LTTWB are actually really nice (surprise, surprise!)
hey zZz, go fuck yourself (again) and have a shitty day (again)
Hey Kay, take a midol (again), and chill the fuck out (again)
🙂 thanks Snap!
and thanks to you too Kay…
I plan to on both counts.