What seems to be the problem with old men in hats who drive. Wait, let me re phrase that, who can’t drive. It seems that they are always driving below the posted speed limit, not using their turn indicators ” blinkers for the rest of you “. When they fuck something up, and you look at them through the window, they seem impervious to the infraction. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a speeder nor am I a Mr Heavy Foot. The posted speed limit is ” posted ” for a reason. 100 series highways or even side streets is no place for a moving chicane. Look around people, these old men in hats are everywhere, be warned.
This article appears in Jul 17-23, 2008.


i hate these people… sorry but some people have places to be and I’m not gonna leave for work 20 mintes early just to avoid these fuckers. 55 in a fucking 80 zone warrants me driving up your ass…. don’t like it? pull the fuck over. If only my civic didn;t have such a pussy horn… love the left foot breakers too.. idiots… welcome to tourist season I guess…. mostly just gtf out of my way tho.
you’d be surprised how many of these idiots aren’t old men (in hats or otherwise) but superior-bitches who think they’re ‘teaching’ speeders a lesson with their fuckery.
I hate these people!!! they always make you late for work. I find it is because they are retired and have nothing better to do but to piss people off.
Uh-oh… I’m afraid I’m guilty of being the bitch who drives the speed limit and not a kilometre over… sorry guys, I know you’re in a hurry, but I have an irrational fear of speeding tickets.
qwerty, driving the speed limit is one thing- if I’m pissed off an angry behind you, that’s my problem and I know it. you’re doing the legal limit, and while it may annoy me, that annoyance is irrational on my part.but it’s the people who drive UNDER the speed limit that have me clawing at my seat belt. yes, I realize the speed limit is a LIMIT- but you can get pulled over and ticketed for driving too slowly as well. Plus I’ve found out here it’s less the lost tourist old people combo and more people being self righteous because they’ve decided all us whippersnappers are speeding to quickly……..damn them and their road rage inducing fuckery I say!
Seinfeld stand-up anybody?