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k, new rule:
If your ass doesn’t fit in the seat beside me, don’t sit there.
My thigh may look like a comfortable place to park the result of last weeks Spicy Baconator binge, but seriously lady… thats some nasty shit.
And whats worse is you act like you don’t know your sitting on me.
what the fuck!
This article appears in May 15-21, 2008.
13 Comments
She paid for that seat so your only option is to call metro transit and demand a discount for the portion of the seat you weren’t able to enjoy 🙂 Can’t wait to hear that response.Tough that you have to take public transit but you aren’t the only one ever inconvenienced on a bus and perhaps you should ask yourself how many times that lady has been forced to stand when some snot nosed passengers wouldn’t move their parcels off an empty seat.
Just let a nasty fart go when she sits on you…I bet that will send her packing. If that doesn’t work start coughing but don’t cover your mouth…and keep turning over your shoulder to aim it at her. Last resort? Pick your nose and wipe on the back of the seat right in front of her…while grossly belching.I know people are going to say that what I have suggested is not only disgusting but pretty rude…well I feel that if someone’s ass spilled over the seat onto me and made me feel uncomfortable…turn-about is fair play!
I guess the idea of politely saying “excuse me” to your fellow passenger would be too much to ask eh?
I think politeness is left behind when the person doesn’t even say sorry when they half sit on you…seems a moot point to be polite after someone’s ass is on you and they say nothing about it.
Equally rude are men who sit with their knees splayed out at a ninety degree angle. Either your dick is so big that you can’t put your legs together (unlikely) or you’re deliberately trying to press your thigh against mine. eww.
I agree with Christopher……turn-about is fair play!
Miranda, I completely agree…it drives me nuts and if some idiot has his legs all pressed against me like that I usually ask them if they have some sort of man crush on me…usually it gets those legs away from me.
Yeah but I’ll bet you’re pretty “happy” when they confess that they DO have a mancrush on you… Chrissy…You sissy..”turn-about is fair play”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA…..
Just when it is you Floyd-a-licious! ; )
Well that certainly makes me want to sit down and keep my mouth shut.
Amen to that! I hate it when that happens. It’s worse though when there are plenty of open seats and some huge ignorant smelly person sits next to you. I mean I am reasonable but if there are seats open and your ass takes up 2 seats then sit in the 2 seats that are open instead of trying to sit on top of me. I have had this happen at least 3 times in Metro transit. I thought it was common knowledge. (Such as the bathroom stall rule. If there is someone in a stall and the other stalls are clean provide at least a one stall buffer on either side of the people in the stalls. No one wants to smell their own shit let alone someone else’s)
OK, bitching about fat people is starting to get old, folks!Same goes for smokers…..NEXT! (topic that is…..)And no, I’m not fat, incase you were wondering…..unless you think 5’5″ and 122 lbs. to be fat! LOL!Just get tired of hearing about the same old bullshit day after day after day….
mmmm, i love spicy baconators……