stick to one side of the sidewalk. don’t walk right down the fucking middle!! this goes out especially to the morons who walk an inch a minute.
also: to the rude and obnoxious university students on the #1 yesterday heading towards mumford – keep your mouths shut. you’re the ones that give us a bad rep.
This article appears in Oct 30 – Nov 5, 2008.


i concur hungover…i hate the slow fucks too..but what irks me more about ignorant sidewalk users are the fucks who walk 4-5 wide and dont part or move to allow someone to pass. so lately ive just started my own campaign of straight walkin and taken up throwin shoulders.
Assholes and Bitches walking right up the middle like some one else should be on the sidewalk when they are present. That sure does piss me off. At least with the one walking up the middle you have somewhere to move to get by. These groups of people that take up the whole sidewalk like they own it. I use to step aside, not anymore. Any one from the group that was paying attention would see me compromise, moving to one side or the other. But I usually clip some one from either end of the group. They take up the whole sidewalk. I have only heard one apology and one piss poor attempt, but none the less it was an attempt. I guess it is part of the new way of thinking…Me Me Me Meee
I will never understand the mentality of slow walkers! I mean, if you’re going to walk really slow, shouldn’t it be common sense to look behind you to make sure you’re not holding up 10 people??? The slow fuckers never do…
I’m all in for the throwing shoulders campaign.