To you and your two other teenage friends that got on the bus today, I just thought I would educate you before you totally screw your life over. The way you were talking and acting will get you no where in life. Talking about how the girl was lucky the cops were on their way otherwise you guys were going to “get her”. Cursing while there were kids on the bus was unacceptable. You sat with me, actually hit into me with your stupid backpack and didn’t apologize. So, as I felt you didn’t respect me enough to say sorry, and when my bus stop came, you didn’t have the decency to stand up and let me out (you barely even moved your legs out of my way) when my purse hit you in the head I didn’t feel the need to apologize either. Especially when you mumbled “f*ccckk youuu”. I hope that look I gave you when I turned back and we locked eyes for that split second and that unimpressed sigh I mustered out made you realize not everyone is intimidated by your loud trash talk. I don’t see a bright future for you. —Grrrrrrrr

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  1. you hit him with your purse as you got up to leave? You gave them a look?

    that’ll learn ’em.

    Next time, speak up.

  2. Do what i do when i want to get off the bus and the lazy loser beside me doesn’t move. Fart. In their face. I promise. They’ll move 🙂

  3. i can’t belch at will, i don’t think i could fart at will. at my age it might not be a fart *ew*

  4. Purse brushing and eye contact/staring is more or less the female version of shoulder shoving/bumping followed by mild cursing/name calling. Both are pretty pathetic.

    Either do something more significant or, like most people, do nothing, as those little scumbag twats are probably not worth a second of your time.

  5. Iso-KAY, it must be nice to be able to fart on command. I always thought a simple excuse me in lieu of a fart would suffice, but you know what Thought did, don’t you? Haha!

  6. I can belch at will Sis. Not signing up for any voluntary alimentary emissions of the opposite orifice though.

  7. i’m not good at spitting either it ends up on me. the bear can belch the alphabet…like mr carlin

  8. Enjoy the service OP. The rest of us civilized people thankfully don’t have to use welfare transit.

  9. Rather than being able to fart on command I have the opposite talent. They emerge despite the best attempts not to when it is always least appropriate to make an appearance.

  10. Hitler had the same affliction OC. Tended to make his long winded monologues around the coffee table even less enjoyable for his aides.

  11. Very true. But he was also a veget…… >: 0
    I stop now. Otay?
    On a completely unrelated topic: Our eaglets are getting some big huh?

  12. They grew up so fast! Where did the time go? Pretty soon we’ll all have empty-nest syndrome. Screeeeeeeeeee!

  13. ca ching, ca ching, the sound of more babies popping out shortly, unless they left them home with their welfare moms too. to bad you didn’t bop them one ,o.p.?

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