It’s not just the left lane on a 100 series highway it’s called the passing lane for a reason, FOR PASSING !!
So next time you find your slow ass there and the car to the right of you is there for say 5 minutes then realize you are not passing and get the fuck into that same right lane so the rest of the drivers can pass.
And how you ignore others left signal and horn blasts as they try to get where their going. Instead you stay there causing several people to give up and pass on the right.
From now on you dumb drivers are getting reported for impeding traffic. And because my details will be correct and you won’t be smart enough to remember doing it, you will get a ticket or points added to your license even if it came from a cracker jack box.
And you say to that, I must be speeding well I tell ya if everyone drove the speed limit we wouldn’t need a left lane would we.
Do us a favor and keep you slow ass out of the passing lane!,—Like to actually use the passing lane now and then
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.


Usually the driver’s head never exceeds the head rest, in some cases, the seat – you have more patience than me, bud, I would have pulled up behind them and laid on the horn – that’s what a fucking horn is for, right? My dear ol’ paw, the mechanic, used to say, use it sparingly but use it well.
Here’s my peeve about a two lane rural road to Hillbilly Hollow – it’s a 50 km zone but for nearly every day of my two decades out here I’ve been tailgaited by some impatient crunt spazzing out behind me who wants to go 90 km on a winding, twisty, kid-infested road – well, you tailgaiting fucktards can ride right up my rusty exhaust and do the Highland Fling for all I care. I ain’t touching my cruise control.
i thought it was for flying low, without wings. or at least that’s what a cop once told me i was doing.
No one is going to get a ticket because you call in and say they were doing 100 in a 100 zone, I assure you of that. Hell, they won’t get a ticket just on your word alone, period.
S L O W DOWN ! Your one of those moron’s I see in the ditch every year when the roads start to freeze ! The speed limits posted. you can go a couple of kilometers above the limit especially on the 100/110 series highways & not incur the wrath of the Mounties. IF that’s not fast enough for you, you might want to get yourself a pilots license & then you really can fly .
Still, if you’re not passing, get the fuck over into the right lane. I agree with this bitch. 100%.
Agreed 100% as well. I hate when ramndoms try and enforce traffic law…
yeah, I’ve seen some crazies fly up on the right to get by…
I’m never in that much of a hurry though… so I just ride their ass until they get the idea.
“If everyone drove the speed limit we wouldn’t need a left lane would we”. Truer words were never spoken.
But given that the majority of the population speeds, that blissful state of affairs will never come to pass.
driving in the right hand lane for extended periods of time is impeding traffic and is a traffic violation. regardless of speed. the right hand lane is to be used for passing only (in normal circumstances) and since it is ill advised and insanely dangerous to pass on the inside lane, drivers are to move their vehicles over to the left hand lane when not in the act of passing.
op: may i suggest a paintball gun?
i am a leapfrogging coaster.
tcbr, that would be ok if you were driving in England or Australia where they drive on the left hand side of the road. Here in Canada we drive on the right and pass on the left.
Folks, I think we’ve found the problem.
I run into this problem every day, I am in the left lane and someone is on my bumper and beeping at me to get over into the right lane so they can fly past me. I am going to get a huge sign to put in my back window to tell you that my exit is on the LEFT of the highway, so I need to be in the left lane to exit and start slowing down when I get close to the turn off lane. Please save the anger for those that are truly misusing the passing lane