It wasn’t enough to be my friend, steal my (ex) girlfriend (cheating bitch) and generally fuck up group dynamics and force friends to choose. Now, you work in my fucking office? What the FUCK. I never want you working on my computer, you fucking skeeze. By the way, everyone in the office knows what a slimeball you are, and how mommy and daddy got you that position. Eat a bag of dicks and choke. —Stay the Fuck Out of My Cubicle
This article appears in May 26 – Jun 1, 2011.
An acquaintance isn’t a friend…except on face crack !
She may be a cheating bitch but FYI you can’t steal someone from someone else, unless your ex-girlfriend was was willing to be taken.
doesn’t make your situation any better though
LOL….bag of dicks sure beats a ziplock baggie of cunts.
i’ll order two bigs bags to go please, extra juicy.
of cunts that is, sorry to get you all excited seb.