To the twit driving the silver Sunfire: you were going 75 on the circ. Stick to small non-100 series roads. I got stuck behind you for over 10 minutes putt-putting along until I got a break in the other lane to pass you! If you’re too scared to drive normal on the big boy highways stay the fuck off them! —Knows how to fucking drive!
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2015.


But can’t spell check. And in the title as well…
…says the sad wank who can’t even spell Sergeant, correctly.
Currently , there is no minimum speed so people are free to drive at whatever speed they feel comfortable. The bigger question is why people are so impatient when they drive.
I bet the OB was only stuck behind the car for a minute or two but it seemed longer because they were in such a hurry to get to the theatre to see the latest Fast and Furious flic. Vroom! Vroom!
Yea how many times did you go up and down the circ to be driving on it for 10 minutes, there’s also a shit ton of lanes. 75 ain’t that bad, sure it’s frustrating if you’re in a rush but its barely slower than the speed LIMIT (which is 80 on the circ, sounds like you think it’s 100).
And who is the timid one? Someone driving their own speed slightly less than the limit or the person who sucks too much to pass for 10 minutes. Really, get your ass into that other lane, earn it.
I hope that wasn’t you Willard.
Speaking of driving, the nastiest license plate ever was in the news: 370H55V
Nervous drivers are unpredictable and dangerous. The only people more dangerous are the people who are stupid enough to believe that “there is no minimum speed limit”. One slow moving vehicle in high speed traffic is far more dangerous than 100 assholes in a hurry.
That’s cause I calls him sarge, or Shultz, myofb douchebag.
I don’t think so Cletus. Your union rules do not apply on a public message board where, if you insist on demonstrating your stupidity, you can expect to get called on it. So, go cry to your delegate or your imaginary pal in the sky. They might give a crap, but that’s where the sympathy ends.
So, once again, it’s S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T.
Simple right?
No?
Well, a man should know his limitations.