Yes, you are hot and drunk and the party queen of Halifax—we get it already. I’ll let you in on a secret…a bag of Doritos is not a fashion accessory and fishnets are fucking gross. You say you dress like a teenager? Well, you look like a shitty prostitute and you’re almost 30. Following around a bunch of skate bros, doing coke and not making eye contact with anyone doesn’t make you a cool person. You are a mean girl and you look like shit. Grow up. -Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
This article appears in May 15-21, 2014.
Jealous that a shitty prostitute got the skate bros you didn’t?
you sound super jealous and need to get a life. who cares what this person does and she’s probably nicer than you anyway. and doritos fucking rule. check your bullshit.
Putting Doritos on blast is wack as fuck.
my dogs feet smell like doritos
Who cares really? If this woman wants to relive her teenage years, that’s her perogative.
Still fuckin with these freak ho’s, stank pu$$y smellin like Cool Ranch Dorito’s- The Right Honorable Danny Brown
I just realized I have been spelling Doritos with an apostrophe my whole life for no reason. Tabarnouche.
These haters, fishnets and Doritos sounds right to me.
Nothing worse than a butt hurt chongo bitch.
I’d hate to be the guy with her. She’d probably call the cops the morning after and lodge a complaint.
By the way the person that wrote this looks like a Dorito IRL.
Fishnets and Doritos – what a great song title!
Hay TT – when you have the B.R. surgery, #Bring BackOurGirls is going to take on a whole new meaning. >; )
How are the new knees?
New bionic knees are excellent – I’m standing about two inches taller (and no longer called ‘The Dwarf’ by my 5’10” kid) and can walk normally, like I did in my mid-50s before the knee pain slowed me down. No regrets about the double surgery – would recommend it to anyone who can handle a fair amount of pain – absolutely worth it in the end.
Just looking at some old stuff I copied over the last few years – some interesting file names like Cassandra Hill & Blip Blip (33 pages) – oh, and someone called Wogdog (141 fucking pages!) – I managed to copy every post those three made – the Unholy Trinity, so to speak – some of them are classic bile and spit, others are pretty fucking strange – I only wish I could have saved our replies!
RSVP
:T.T. Fonebone (05/21, 8.35AM)
Hopefully after reading all that, you won’t have any nasty nightmares.
Like mentioned above…Doritos are delicious and fishnets are sexy, sounds like you are a bit jealous you are not as fun as this chick. Jealousy isn’t cute girl…you should probably try eating Doritos yourself and pull the stick out of your bum.
This chick is just bummed cause her pussy smell like cool ranch
this is accurate as fuck tho bahahahhah
Doritos are flammable, did you know that?
Don’t worry, Bro Tim, the only breasts you gonna be feeling are your own. Or the ones that come with fries, gravy and choice of salad.