So, I’m totally I’m happy for you all that you’re all in love and feel the need to let the world know by being all over one another, but it’s totally lame that the only people I have to hang out with right now are love birds?

I fell in love again this summer too, and I get it, but my object of affection is far away and it sucks that I have to sit around and watch you make eyes at your loves and paw one another if I want some social times. —What happened to chicks before dicks?

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  1. There was a young attractive couple in the water at the far end of Birch Cove beach yesterday at noon and SOBova swears that they were having *whispers* S – E- X.
    I was outraged. They were too far away and I see nowt wivout me spex.

  2. There was a couple at Crystal Crescent pawing, groping, and sucking face on the beach! Take it elsewhere….there are families at the beach too.

  3. “…I’m happy for you all that you’re all in love…” how many people are we talking about here? Sounds like an orgy that I wasn’t invited to (another one :()

  4. Well, I’m TOTALLY happy that you’re TOTALLY the wettest can of piss I’ve TOTALLY read about today. When does school start?

  5. Aw, the goo-goo eyes and pawing only last, on average, about 18 months. Then they’ll be arguing over the remote.

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