To the gangster-esque want to be thugs who come into my mall store numerous times a week to attempt to steal hats, ALL OF OUR HATS NOW HAVE ALARM TAGS!! Your pathetic attempt to look casual while scooping out the staff even caused alarm in my brand new seasonal that has never worked in a store before. Security and I both have your picture and giving me dirty looks will not scare me into letting you steal, I have to pay for product and so do you. GET A JOB.
This article appears in Sep 11-17, 2008.
I still think if someone is caught ‘red handed’ stealing, they should have a hand chopped off. The real meaning of ‘Red Handed’, a bloody stump. I fucking hate thieves or dislike them a lot.