As I walked in the ladies washroom at school today, a young lady was coming out of a stall. That happened to be the only one free, so I went in directly after her. That nasty bitch had sprayed her piss all over the seat. It was literally COVERED with yellow fucking piss. Like, how the fuck do you even manage that? If you’re hovering, can’t you put your damn hole over the bowl? Would you spray your own toilet seat at home like that and leave it? Aren’t you ashamed of getting caught leaving the stall in such a state? It was disgusting! I expect something like that from a man, but a young lady! That’s sad. You need to sit down on the seat. Just sit your ass down and relax. There aren’t any diseases that can be caught from a toilet seat. Except maybe crabs, but those fuckers can jump and would get you even if you’re hovering. So there’s no point in it. There’s more germs in your own mouth than what would ever be found on a (usually) disinfected campus bowl in a ladies room. Don’t leave your pissy mess for other people to clean up. Don’t you know that “if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie?” Stupid bitch. —Hoverers are Dummies
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe the toilet seat was covered in piss before she got to it? Is she supposed to clean someone else’s piss? I’m thankful for my strong thighs…they sure come in handy when I have to whip out the hover moves!
OB If you are healthy urine is sterile.
THat doesn’t make it healthy for drinking & I sure wouldn’t want some strangers piss all over my skin.
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But the fact of life is many people are pigs & there is nothing you can do to change that.
So try to take solace in this simple fact
Individuals that care nothing for anything except themselves, will never be truely happy & even if they achieve a glimmer of happiness, their self centred mean spirited outlook will bite them in the ass as they look for an excuse to bitch & complain.
“I expect something like that from a man, but a young lady!”
So us lowly men-folk have been denigrated to the point you actually EXPECT us all to just piss all over the place willy nilly.
Thanks for that.
I’m glad you’ve been snapped back to reality in realizing that being horrible, selfish, and just general filthiness is much more far-reaching than you thought.
This is a very valid bitch. Girls think if they hover, they won’t get any germs on their pristine backsides. Well, if you are that concerned, pull small pieces of tp off, and make your own seat cover. At least the next person can use it then. That behavior isn’t acceptable. Have a little respect for the next one in line.
You think that’s nasty? I’ll give you nasty. I’m on Water street at my layover spot waiting to start my next trip, and as always I check to see if anyone has forgotten something on the bus. I get to the back of the bus and lo and behold! Some nasty, nasty, NASTY skank has left a used tampon between the seat and the side of the bus. Now that is nasty. Dirty bitch.
In my experience, being in many different homes women are just as bad, if not worse then men in their housekeeeping.
i think we’re all disgusting
Ha ha….zZz said “willy”!
Finally!!!!! Now that’s what I call earning that bloated union wage, Wheels, ya douchebag. Now you’re ALMOST qualified to be a jizz mopper at a peepshow booth!!
Lucky for Wheels, it was time for his tea break, anyway.
I know what you mean. I’ve gone into toilets directly behind what looked like a nice woman. You would swear a horse had been in that stall but the big horse piss all over the seat and floor. Pity the poor sucker wearing sandals as you have to stand in someone else’s friggen monsoon of piss. Nothing, nothing tickes me off more. Except a man pissing on MY toilet seat at home. That’s why I rarely entertain the buggers in my house. They can take their stinkin piss somewhere else.
Kiss me arse shit.
Oh yeah shit, tell your wife to take her nasty tampons with her when she gets off the bus, and tell her to wash with soap next time, boy she stinks.
Why don’t these women put the toilet seat up if their going to hover? I wouldn’t pee into a toilet without putting the toilet seat up and I dare say my aim is much better than the hoverers.
any janitor ive talked to and when i cleaned bathrooms at mcdonalds say the womens bathroom is ALWAYS much dirtier than the mens. So i dislike expect this from a man but not a young lady comment.
I was a bus about a year ago,somebody noticed that some nasty person(?) took a shit on a seat,at the back of the bus.
even i won’t touch this one. goddamn.
“That’s why I rarely entertain the buggers in my house. They can take their stinkin piss somewhere else.”
I think it has to do with sane men wouldn’t want to be entertained by you.
Tim “That’s why I rarely entertain the buggers in my house. They can take their stinkin piss somewhere else.”
Whom are the “bugger’s” you won’t entertain in your house?
I think it has to do with sane men wouldn’t want to be entertained by you.
Me?!
Dr Oz said that the toilet seat is one of the cleanest thing in your bathroom.
A lot of female’s think they’ll “catch” something by sitting down on the toilet
That girl was nasty,she couldn’t wipe off the seat after she pissed?….Who cleans up after her at home?
Everybody knows men’s piss reeks a whole lot more than women’s does THAT is why they don’t get a chance to pizz all over MY floor and toilet. Especially as they age they cant seem to find it let alone manage the direction of the stream. My suggestion: Sit down on the toilet seat men when you piss, that applies to any of you stink bombs over the age of 45. You are definitely on the downswing after that age anyhow.
“Everybody knows men’s piss reeks a whole lot more than woman’s”
Seems some medical professionals disagree there wog.
http://www.medicinenet.com/urine_odor/symp…
everything mentioned in the link applies to anyone.
Wog’s probably one of those females who think their shit doesn’t stink or believes it smells like Rose’s.
Well let me tell you I know Rose & her shit does stink , just like everyone elses !
More, don’t you know that women’s piss goes through a gland called eau de roses?
Boru, I was quoting woggie.
This thread contains more information than I care to know.
GERM-FREAK “IRONY”
“irony, n. Expression of one’s meaning by language of opposite or different tendency, esp. simulated adoption of another’s point of view for purposes of ridicule.” The Concise Oxford Dictionary
But where is the irony here? It seems to me to be pretty straightforward descriptive account about a female student – a “co-ed” if you like – going into a lavatory stall and finding the seat covered in piss. In other words, the poster’s language fails the irony test. It is not phrased in language of opposite or different tendency, not a simulated adoption of another’s point of view for purposes of ridicule.
I hope the student is not an English major. If so, she should clean up her syntax before cleaning up the piss.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Bro Tim I did not know that .
But every day you learn something new …. is a good day IMO ~;)
I’ll try to post it again ,,,,,
Bro Tim I did not know that !
But every day you learn something new is a good Day IMO ~;)
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: Boru 1014 (09/14, 1:11AM)
“Whom (sic) are the ‘bugger’s’ (sic) you won’t entertain in your house.”
Boru, “whom” is the accusative form of “who.” It is used when it is the object of a verb. The nominative form, “who,” is the correct form here.
“Bugger’s” is the singular possessive form of “bugger.” The nominative plural form, “buggers,” is the correct form here.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“Everybody knows men’s piss reeks a whole lot more than women’s does…”
WHAT??! lol What the hell, Wog. Do you go around sniffing toilets to compare the two? lol What an absolutely ridiculous statement, (not to mention, wrong, as shown in More’s link above).
Just because it may have stunk with any of the men you’ve had in your life, doesn’t mean it’s the same for ALL MEN.
(*shakes head*) Life must really suck when senility sets in.
MTL Man: You are spouting verbal diaherrea. No one cares how much of a scholar you are or rather think you are, re the English language. I prefer people to be real and speak language I can understand. Your BS makes my head swim so all in all you have wasted your time posting a bunch of gobblegook that no one understands or wants to understand. If you have anything you can actually post that the normal joe can understand do it, if not go back to sticking your head in a book. Who you tryin to impress anyhow??? Thats my |English lesson for YOu For Today! Piss off.
MM Thank you.
There she goes again with her generalizations:
“I prefer people to be real and speak language I can understand. Your BS makes my head swim so all in all you have wasted your time posting a bunch of gobblegook that no one understands…”
In other words, “I don’t understand what you said, therefore NO ONE understands what you said.”
Whoa whoa whoa, wogdog. Just because your brain divorced you and took everything you had, doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t understand what the guy is saying.
‘Average Joe’? Pffft! How do you even define average, Ms. My Shit Don’t Stink?
BTW… if you’re hydrated enough, then you piss doesn’t smell. It’s too diluted, if you’re wondering why.
MM I wrote “bugger’s” in quotation mark’s because I was quoting someone.
Suck up to MM you assholes. He’s sittin back laughing at ya. Actually, so am I. What a bunch of suck holes.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jOwg79cL9SM/SUud…
I’m not sucking up to MM. I just really enjoy helping you demonstrate how much of an ignorant plank you are. (Not that you really need much help, mind you.) 😀
No no no wogdog, I usually disagree with MM. But that’s not because of any verbal diarrhea he might be suffering from. What I take offense to is you saying we’re all as stupid as you are. Which is not cool and incredibly false. I think there’s quite a few of us who not only comprehend, but appreciate the Philosophers interjections.
Also, I second Avast and the Blessed Prophet, Ivan…
You’re a Shithead
annnnd
An Ignorant Plank
There have been much stupider bitchers and infinitely better trolls.
Wogdog = Amateur Night @ the Dixie Bar & Grill
Hey guys lets face it. The real reason I am catching all this flack is because I said Mens Piss stinks more than womens. Its a fact. You stink. In more ways than one.
Let us prove this ‘fact’… We’ll conduct an experiment.
We’ll have a gentleman piss on your face…
and then a lady piss on your face.
Then you can tell us which has more smell.
Any volunteers? Whoa, don’t all stand up… well ok, to be sure we’d better increase the trials. Everyone drink a lot of water today and Woggie, get ready for the longest golden shower of your life.
hey fire, i’ll volunteer to be the guy that lets the first stream go, how about ttfn for the female portion?
“Woggie, get ready for the longest golden shower of your life.”
Why do I get the feeling that this is not the first time she’s heard that line?
The religious ones are always the most freaky.
RSVPs
: Wogdog (09/14, 1:11AM)
I believe that your “verbal diaharrea” should rather be “verbal diarrhea” (American) or “verbal diarrhoea” (English). In either case, the definition, “escessive evacuation of too liquid faeces (English)” (Concise Oxford) accurately describes your posts.
: Boru 1014 (9:58AM)
Boru, the original poster – wogdog (09/13, 7:25PM) – spelt it correctly. No apostrophe. So, for that matter, did Dim Bro Tim (11:48PM) who also quoted wogdog. Boru, the ignominy! Misquoting wogdog! My God!
: Capt. Corp (11:56AM)
I believe that should be “the Philosopher’s interjections,” not “the Philosophers interjections.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Really though, now I’m curious lol…What is a woman supposed to do if she has to use the washroom (bad), and the toilet seat is covered in pee? I only see 4 possibilities:
1) Pee in the sink (not acceptable), 2) Clean someone else’s pee off the seat (Eww), 3) Use the thigh muscles, hover and hang onto the walls for dear life, or 4) Pee in your pants.
I believe that learning is a lifelong journey, so please, feel free to enlighten me with more options! LOL
Depends on whether you are a lady or not. If you are more than a woman, thus a lady, you will have to wipe off someone’s piss. If you are slutty then piss on the floor. A few on here would pick the last option I’m sure. Montreal Man you are still the biggest bore I ever heard in my life. Uggghghghghh I pity Mrs. Montreal Man. You know what they say about someone who knit picks other people? They say they are trying to raise their own self esteem. Some might even say they are covering up for a small penis. I’ve heard that one before too. It fits where it hits I guess.
Oh, I’m very much a lady…I’m just not a lady who would put my hands near anyone else’s pee (or selected other bodily fluids) without gloves! Sadly, I don’t travel around with gloves in my purse 😉
I bet MM sits to pee.
MM Read my lips G-O-F-U-C-K-Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F.
RSVPs
: wogdog (09/14, 6:51PM)
“Montreal Man you are still the biggest bore I ever heard in my life.”
Now wog, I’m going to tell you something you won’t understand but I’ll tell you anyway. You think you’re making an objective knowledge claim about the world, i.e., that I am the biggest bore you ever heard, but this says nothing about me, only about you. You confuse your unsupported opinion about the world with its objective truth. Wog, this is the closest definition of “stupidity” that you’ll ever encounter but, as I say, I know you’ll never understand that.
: Stephen Harper (7:41PM)
Only if I’m aiming at you Stephen, and it won’t be “pee.”
: Boru 1014 (8:23PM)
And which lips would they be, Boru?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Well hell Smeagol, I’ll support wogdog’s assertation. Your (ahem)”writings” are teadious at best. Ignorant and juvenile is the norm for Muntremoleman.
Perception and comprehension he hast not. A liar is he.
Get a book published yet? Didn’t think so.
MM: I think I will have to go with Boru’s comment: You deserve it. Give it up man; you must be a real joy to live with. Uhhhhghghghghgh Get your head out of the book and out of your own arse and get a friggen life. Speak in language the world can understand and then maybe, just maybe, your comments will be considered as valid. But I doubt you could accomplish much without your criticism. It’s all you know.
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: wogdog (09/15, 1:05PM)
“But I doubt you could accomplish much without your criticism.”
Why thank you wogdog. It’s true, as you say, that I couldn’t accomplish as much as I have done without my criticism. My criticism, based as it is on a combination of both breadth and depth of knowledge and understanding coupled with an acuity of mind that has few equals, has worked to bring the blessings of philosophical reflection to many in all walks of life including, of course, those on the present site.
There may be some hope for you after all.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM Read the lips on my mouth;my other lips don’t talk to assholes.
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: Boru (09/15, 7:28PM)
But Boru, if your lips of your mouth don’t talk to assholes, what do they do with them? (Is that an indelicate question?)
I was thinking, Boru. If the lips of the mouth could be co-ordinated with the genital lips – the lips of the vagina – could they sing in two-part harmony? And if they could, what would they sing?
Write back soon with your thoughts.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Thanks for making me expel my drink like a retarded garden hose, Hugo – but, goddamn, it was worth it.
MM, this is the song they’d sing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA
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: Capt. Corp (09/17, 8:43AM)
Very catchy Corp. Did you note that “decided” was mis-spelt at the beginning of the second line of the first verse? What does this say about the intelligence of the singer/verse-writer?
Anyway, I’m thinking that Boru’s vaginal lips might have come in with two-part harmony on the chorus.
I can hear those lips now. Beautiful, just beautiful.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
It’s still appropriate, despite the spelling error. And actually, the poor spelling was from the you tube user, not the song writer.
TTFN – You’re very welcome, I like to put a smile on somebody’s face every day 😉
Lolz @ Smeagol. You were actually able to comprehend the lyrics this time, eh? Unlike Pink Floyd’s.