This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Geezer Handholding Couples
I suppose you old geezers think it’s cute walking downtown holding hands, taking up the whole fucking sidewalk. I’ve been behind too many of these cutsie boomer couples, strolling around like 13 year olds instead of the wrinkly old farts they really are
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wow – that just might be the most bitter thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Perhaps you just need someone to find you less than repulsive and can stand your company for 5 minutes, let alone 50 years 🙂
Don’t worry Mover And Shaker: you’ll never have to worry about this happening to you because you’ll die alone.
Suck it up, princess.
The next time you think ill thoughts of older people, think about your own grandparents…would you same the same thing?
What the hell??? I can’t believe this was printed. As was said above, you’re too damn bitter to have someone which is probably where your jealousy comes from. Wether male or famale, your probably just fat, ugly, and a terrible disposition. Go fuck yourself!!!
Old people are cute. The slower the cuter.
You’ve got to be pretty bitter about life if an older couple holding hands sends you over the edge. Sad.
You are a real dick!
wow…..I nominate you…..as King of the asshole kingdom
I love seeing old couples holding hands! It just goes to show that the whole world hasn’t gone down the pipes yet. They made their marriage work, and didn’t take the easy way – divorce!
if you stab yourself in both eyes you won’t ever have to see that again
omfg!!, weak … weak ….shitur such an asshole, older people don’t walk around holding hands because ‘they think it’s cute’, it’s called love u fool, & some older people need support/help because their legs or eyes are ‘bad’, they grew up in a different time than u, try politely saying ‘excuse me’, 9/10 they’ll be happy to let u the great ‘mover & shaker’ pass if u make it to 60-70-80, what will u do?stress will kill u, hit a bong & relax
you guys are so dumb, don’t say that if you were in a hurry you’d just slow down and watch the “cute old couple” taking up all the time and space they possibly can. this isn’t only for old people thow, in this crowded city anyone who’s in the way should move it or lose it.
How old are you ‘Mover and Shaker’? Are you that young that you can’t fathom that someday you’ll be old, wrinkly, and slow? That’s how it works. ‘Promo’ is right you won’t have to worry about holding someone’s hand in your senior years. But you’ll damn sure be slow and wrinkled. I just hope I’m able to be slowly walking down the street, holding my partner’s hand, and watch you be too slow crossing the street to move out of the way of a young arrogant asshole like yourself, but in a sleek, fast moving car.
hold hands, be merry -you’ll make good people smile
$50 says the poster is single.Secondly, I have no problem with an elderly couple holding hands, but it is a nuisance when they take the whole sidewalk at 1km/hr, although all it takes is an ‘excuse me’, to walk past them.
If only they could give old people a faster moving device, like one of those segways or perhaps coupons for a rick- shaw ride. Then they could hold hands and move a little faster.
hey dudeif assholes could fly..you’d be the airport….jerk