This is to the bitch I knew years back: I came across you on Facebook and decided to send a friend request to you. Then I went to work. When I came back home, I go back on FB to a nasty private message from you which said “Who the HELL are you?? You got nerve adding me when you don’t even know me! Get a life!” Then you blocked me. OK, so obviously you don’t remember me but there was no reason to be such a nasty bitch about it. Big deal! I tried to add you on FB, big fucking deal! You acted as if I was harassing you repeatedly or something. Who pissed and shat your cornflakes?! You acted incredibly immature! —I’ll Let People Send Me the Friend Requests From Now On
This article appears in Oct 18-24, 2012.


Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, OB. Do you really want that kind of drama in your life? This is another reason I am not on facebook…
seems to me a simple no would’ve sufficed …some peeps think they’re like special …
you crack addicts !
Don’t know whether to laugh at you or feel bad …lol
The problem with facebook is exactly this:
“Hey I sat on a bus with a dude who looked like this guy one time; I better add him “
If I haven’t seen or spoken to you in years, there’s probably a reason.
Sincerely; no Facebook account and loving it
would you rather have had the person tell you to your face, in a very crowded place? sometimes children can be so cruel o.p., are you one of those?
gee kontee, you mean that you wouldn’t add moi. i’m hurt now, i think i’ll go eat rocks in the middle of barrington street. but really, facebook is fucked, all i use it for are the games that ae on it. and lately, they have been getting pretty fucked up. but know what, i have over 1,000 people that have added me either as friend or family.
that person you added seems to be very full of themselves and also very paranoid.. who would get THAT mad over an add… lol Must have a lot of people who don’t like him / her. And by the sounds of your bitch, I can see why
I don’t know who’s more immature….the snarky aggro- bitch that you knew YEARS before who sent you the kurt email…or you who’s all butt hurt because of it.
It’s FACEBOOK, man! Seriously, who cares? Get on with your life and don’t give this a second thought. If you hadn’t seen this person on Crackbook to begin with, you wouldn’t have even wasted a second of your existence wondering where they were, what they were doing or if they even remembered you. But now, you’re all hurt and pissed off because of what somebody you USED to know, (tip o’ the hat to Gotye.) said in an email. Why put yourself through that?
(I’m becoming increasingly more annoyed at people who’s whole life revolves some stupid social media site or text. It’s been almost 4 years since I cancelled my Facecrack account and I have ZERO regrets.)
I think the SNL skit about the iphone5 summed up people’s priorities and worries nicely…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDKfGEw4aU
I bet you anything you were just checking to see if they were still an asshole. You got your answer, some people evolve after high school and some don’t.
There was a girl I knew in highschool. She was a special kind of twit constantly making up stories that she was turning down Victoria’s Secret modeling contracts and other complete garbage. She had a friend who was a sweet girl, fairly overweight and dressed like a tomboy. She would constantly cry to this girl about how fat she was looking for compliments. She was a lot of nasty things, but nowhere near fat. The nice girl would sometimes complain to me about how it made her feel bad to have this skinny delusional dipshit say she was fat because uh what did that make nice-girl?
A thousand years later I see a mutual friend congratulate crazy on her pregnancy. I knew she had lost a baby after highschool and after having two healthy babies of my own and being a softy I wanted to congratulate her.
I went to her page and saw her most event belly pic, 30 weeks I think the caption said (about 7 months) well holy she was tiny, just a wee bump. I honestly thought good for her because I got huuuuuge during both pregnancies. The first comment I noticed was from nice girl, it said something along the lines of “you look great” and crazy replied back “no way I’m huge! Nothing fits because I’m between a medium and a large! I’m so fat and disgusting! Wah wah wahh”.
I shook my head, said a prayer for her unborn and called it a day.
Some people will always be cunts is the moral of the story.
Oh well.
something retarded happened?? On the internet??? on FACEBOOK???
wtf man?