To the middle-aged grey-haired fuck who stole from my boyfriend and his friends at a certain comic book store: fuck you bud. I have never seen my man so devastated. You took one of the first expensive cards he ever owned… and owned for maybe a couple hours. Couldn’t even leave all of the sleeves so he could have a full deck. If anyone sees some older guy in the Magic community with a few loose orange dragon shield sleeves and is really pushy about trades/doesn’t care about what he trades ($$)…I encourage a little taste of his own medicine. Stealing from kids… I picture some creepy asshole over a baby carriage with a lollipop in his hand and the baby screaming and crying. Shame on you. —One of These Days
This article appears in Aug 30 – Sep 5, 2012.
Maybe you could cast a spell on him?
that’s just a
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hopefully he will suffer a
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and you will have your
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I totally understand your
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I once had a revised
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stolen from me. You have to watch them like a
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Devastated because of a loss of material goods? Hey, you could have AIDS or cancer!
…or a bayonet up the bum from a pissed off Caporal of Les Troupes de la Marine.
Excelsior!
“we played D&D for six hours, but I was slain by an elf”
some card shops will rip you off badly, and some will sell an item for cheap, but worth a lot more. then we have those that shop and decide not to pay for anything. these are the ones that piss me off. if i have to buy this shit, then so should they. why the fuck do you think they made theft a crime.
you take something not yours, you are stealing it. i don’t give a fucking if it is a half used bottle of piss. it was not yours, so leave stuff the fuck alone. some of these people are lucky they don’t live in places like india, where you lose a hand if caught stealing. lops it the fuck off.
“If anyone in the magic community…”
DORK ALLERT!
Sure, go ahead… make fun of dorks.
Wouldn’t want to be affiliated with anyone that uses their brain voluntarily, now would you?
Just remember they’re the ones signing your paycheck.
I use my brain for facts. Magic doesn’t exist – it’s dellusion, dummy.
if only either of those were true.
I’ve bought something that doesn’t exist for several years, have I?
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like religion, fool
Ah, I understand the reference to “Magic community” now thanks to Zed’s last post.
Just another thing I’m woefully ignorant about