What little garden creature is eating the leaves of my beans and grapes? Fuck.
—Green onion
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
Garden Critters
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It’s probably your neighbour getting back at you for making fun of his onions and boffing his wife.
What? I was hungry! Sorry.
Your beans and grapes were delicious by the way.
You’re asking us? Fuck, I dunno.
i’m now an official fan of miles after that response.
nevermind – did you wash them first?
fizz – i bet its really you taking them. OP, don’t be fooled!
*munch munch*
What?
We get little caterpillars in our back yard, but they seem to specialize on stripping the leaves off of our current bush. They are small but tireless. If we don’t pull them off they will have iot down to bare branches in just a few days. They are active in the day so it’s easy to find them. You might have night time diners. Like slugs. Check at night with a flash light and prepare to get a major attack of the creepies.
Try a dish soap wash…water it down and spray on veggies bushes/shrubs etc..just a lil drop of dishdetergent and water will work
If that doesn’t work try a sawed off shotgun…
No way will the fuckers mess with you after that!