To the asshole who was obviously too lazy to get up this morning and put his recycling out on time: keep it on your own fucking lawn! If you didn’t get your shit out on time, don’t put your recycling on my lawn instead. I got my shit out on time, but now I have four bags of your PISS in front of my house. If I find out who you are I won’t put garbage on your lawn. Nope, I’ll take a big steaming dump right on your front porch.
—Shit revenge
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
Open it to see there anything with an address. Then dump all the bags on his lawn.
Someone took a dump on my back porch once. Then they put a lawn chair over it like I wouldn’t notice the steaming pile of shit under it.
Hahaha!!
Who the fuck cares? Did that one bag put you over the 5 bag recycling limit? Probably not. You really need help if this gets you this worked up, OP.
Perhaps in my rage I wasn’t clear enough: the truck had already been down my street, my stuff picked up. Therefore, whoever’s garbage it is stays on my property until next week. Also, it wasn’t one bag, it was four. Good enough reason to be pissed? Fuck yea!
That wasn’t made clear in your post BM.
Lawn Chair…. classic.
I still see a picture of OP bending over and ‘pinching one off’ right on the front porch… lighting it ablaze and dashing to the bushes.
Who recycles piss anyways…