To the annoying prick who keeps putting his or her recyclables and garbage in my compost bin: FUCK OFF. I just filled two-thirds of a recycling bag with the shit that you left in my compost. After cooking a nice meal and going to dispose of my veggie peelings, the last place I want to be is in my driveway, wrist-deep in rotting food to remove the various bags of garbage, cat food cans and other shit you’ve decided belong in there. I would rather you throw your garbage directly in my driveway then throw it in my compost; at least that way I won’t have to fish it out.
I’m waiting for the day that I get a ticket or something because of some of your lovely garbage bags nestled in where I couldn’t see it. Even if I don’t get a fine I’d really rather not make the jobs harder for those who pick up my compost. I’m a nice person, but if I catch you in the act I’m going to freak out. —Sick of Cleaning Up After Assholes
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.
Wasn’t this bitch posted 2 weeks ago? It was boring then and it’s boring now.
How bout making a big ass sign that says “STAY THE FUCK OUT, or I’ll chop your hands off!” or something totally crazy. This would drive me nuts, I’d rig something up to catch them in the act…and then pelt them with the cat food cans or whatever else you find in there. Seriously, I’d go all out, make it your mission!!
You’re right, “Garbage and cans are not FOOD”…
…unless you’re a GOAT!!
For under $100 you can install a “game” cam…available at Crappy Tire…meant to be udsed outdoors they feature a very powerful flash and motion detection.
Imagine the fun of posting online pics usually reserved for a startled deer or mountain goat…but instead featuring your horrified neighbour in her bathrobe!
That’s a good idea, then post a few of photos around your area…
…that say (s)he’s a pedophile….
and also wait in the wings with a slingshot and some ball bearings for moving target practice
“”…that say (s)he’s a pedophile….””
He likes feet?
go to canadian tire, they have a wireless security cam for about 100 bucks. i believe you can have your dvr record it. set it up, and wait. then take this two-thirds full bag and beat them about the head and shoulders with it.
Take the cat food cans to District 9 and feed them to the Prawns. They love ’em. Fook!
All the garbage is sorted by garbage sorters anyway.
However you do it, good luck catching the culprit(s).
rig the lid with a small charge that blows ink in their face when then lift the lid. it’s not hard to do, i could probly have you outfitted in a half hour. just remember to disarm it come collection day.