I can’t get decent and inexpensive pain medicine because of addicts. The drug dealers are scum and destroying neighborhoods. The pet stores rip unknowing people off on supplies they really don’t need, the political system is a mess, the courts need to change sentencing, minimum wage barely keeps a full time worker over the poverty level, it costs on average 2K more a year to eat healthy, the weather is the shits lately, I need snow tires, I got the shits from a steak at a popular downtown restaurant, people can’t drive in the rain it seems, AND YES my wife fucked her boss, is a nut job and is fucking up our child. I have lots to bitch about. This is a bitch column. I like writing here. It’s better than any shitty blog post and I think most people here are honest in their views and comments. I encourage more “Bitchers” to write in and express your grievances. It beats the hell out of going postal. Heave away, haul away, bitch away. (oh yeah… I am real fucking tired of celtic music too) —Full of Bitches
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
Did your dog die too? I see another country hit song coming on.
2K more to eat healthy? eh???
stir fry onion, cabbage, carrots, heap onto boiled potatoes and grate on a bit of cheese. you can feed a family of 4 on that meal for about a dollar if you bought those potatoes at 15$ for 50 pounds, the onions same, cabbage when its cents per pound, carrots same. buy in season. no strawberries in February, no kiwi. no mangoes. ‘poor’ people have a hard time eating cheaply because they don’t have the ready money to buy bulk, the car to haul it home, or the freezers/storage space to keep it. but most people who do have the wherewithal prefer to buy prepared foods or eat in restaurants.
Blatant false advertising with a title like ‘Full of Bitches’. For a moment I thought there was a Summit with a whole gang of hoes.
Too funny Ultimate Warrior. Yeah 2K according to the CBC news today. Look it up.
And labia aren’t as magnificent as they used to be!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“And labia aren’t as magnificent as they used to be!”
*sigh* Someone’s obviously been googling Blue Waffle again.
I tell you kids, time an time again “Don’t do it!”. But do you listen?
Noooooooooooooo.
Sometimes I don’t know why I even bother.
If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my bunk. With a copy of Janes Fighting Ships 1913-2013.
oh lord, I read the cbc article and the comments that followed. ‘I’ve had to give up on mangoes because they force me to buy a large bag and then they go bad’ ‘too tired when I get home to cook carrots’
mangoes are a luxury food, not a required food for healthy living. carrots take 5 minutes to cook! people are so bloody LAZY and want to blame the cost of living for their difficulties affording a kardashian lifestyle. good god. good god.
if eating ‘healthy’ means buying bits of chopped up tropical fruit in a plastic shell in January, you ain’t doing it right. if you come home from work tired (who doesn’t?) and prefer to throw a frozen lasagna in the microwave instead of stir frying vegetables, don’t blame the cost of the food.
Labia will always be magnificent in my opinion.
My addition to this bitch? Organize yourself, people.
We’re all tired after work, but planning things can help.
Once a month, plan an entire day on the weekend to prep your ingredients, pre-make (and freeze) meals, Google ways to keep your produce fresher, and I can guarantee you you’ll have an easier (and cheaper) time of eating healthier.
Buy in season, actually serve up a human-sized portion of meat, have a meatless meal 2-3 times a week; there are tons of things you can do.
I have to correct one of my comments. the mango ‘quote’ is wrong. the commenter’s point was that mangoes are picked hard and remain that way, not that they rot too easily.
luxury food? haha. asshole.
nothing to see here, the usual suspects
Mangoes and frozen lasagna is luxury??… what we spose’d to eat den? Fried cabbage on potatoes all da damn time. Hail no. Even da cheese, which cost 7 dollars ain’t gonna cut da taste of dat cabbage. Dat poor people food be makin’ me sick. Um unna stick wit ma pizza mini’s n pelligrino. Ain’t cheap to maintain dis bootie shape!
I agree with no_fool. Eating potatoes, onions and cabbage sounds healthy until you look at ALL the food groups. And even then a dollar for that meal x3 per day, then x365 days a year still comes to over a grand. Then you have to look at your protein (meats) and diary. Oh, and fruit because that’s considered healthy, too.
Jesus, my dairy bill alone is $75-100 a month, and I live in Ontario!
We don’t eat many Kardashian style fruit either and we’re still pushing $100+ a month.
I respectfully disagree Nukka. Cramming all that cabbage into her festering butt pipe will lead to cost savings in her family unit’s entertainment budget and trips to the ER. Her babydaddy will be too busy laughing himself silly at her gastric eructations to smack her around, and her chirren’s can use their time skipping school in a productive manner, like picking up bottles and robbing seniors, rather than shoplifting used Eddy Murphy DVDs.
Big picture, Bru. Gotta see the B.P.
RSVP Ivan #Otterbox (12/08, 10:08AM)
Maybe you might want to put your Janes Fighting Ships 1913-2013 down and check out my wonderful new avatar dating from 1627!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
That is impressive indeed, Montrealman. Thanks for sharing.
Now, back to Janes. A fine clipper bow sends my rheumy old heart all aflutter.
I made mincemeat tarts this weekend!
Maybe you should be nice to da drug dealers then you could score some cheap green for dat pain. Wassamatta da best naturally grown medicine ain’t good enough for ya, you want dat oxycotton, den face it – youz a ADDICT lady. And Ivan, my bootie pipe clean. I use ivory soap and a rag and scrub-a-dub dat browneye daily. Now the thought of dat festering ginger minge of yours, dats enough to make my stomach curl. Lord Jesus, where’s my pelligrino? Need to settle my stomach now…
Ivan, well put! Shoving cabbage up the ass of ghetto booty is something I would pay to see. Sadly, if I did pay to see it my healthy food budget would be severely depleted for the month based on how much cabbage could fit up there.
It would be like operating a papershredder suspended above the Sydney Tar Ponds during a Force 3 gale. I’d have to be pretty damned high to even consider it.
Everyone is talking about the cost of fruit what about your wife fucking her boss! Leave her ass and move on. You only live once so why not live life happy. Stop wallowing in pity and how horrible life is, life is what you make it. Your wife fucks her boss, divorce her. Can’t afford pain meds, have a shot of whiskey with some lemon. Need snow tires, drive a bit slower and mo no cautious, minimum wage is below the poverty line, get an education……….good ole simple cause and effect and yet people forget WE have the ability to change our surroundings but I guess its just easier to bitch about, continue fucking your wife after she comes home smelling like dick, and a good shit ever hurt anybody. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!