On behalf of the ladies on my softball team:
To the lovely lady on the opposite team who thought she was hidden in the bushes for a pee… Guess what!!
So for future reference, because I’m a good guy, I will volunteer to stand behind you next time so that our ladies won’t be so embarrassed.
I hope your not em-bare-assed, I’m here for you… —Luvin’ mixed league softball!
This article appears in Jul 1-7, 2010.
Lifesucks Career Day – the Ladies Softball Coach booth has the biggest crowd. >; )
…and Maude, once again you have outdone yourself with the tags.
Maude’s the name, tagging my game. 🙂
pride week…diva’s vs dykes^^^now that would be a real eye-opener for our suckulous
I always like the float the Pride Committee enter in the otherwise execrable Holiday Parade of Unutterable Despair. Although I don’t quite recall Santa’s sleigh being drawn by 8 “bears” with overly elaborate harnesses and if memory serves Rudolf had a red nose, not a red ball gag.
But vive le difference.
well they have a float in the toronto pride parade…end israel apartheid…bad idea
Fun-lovin’ folks are always more fun to hang with than politicized ones. Now I have no idea how rainbow friendly Israeli society is,(Anyone?) but compared to where the mullah’s hold sway…?
those Rain-deer (much more appropriate given the past year’s timing) are definitely quite sad…
and Rudolph must be into a little kink.
either that or he’s has a little too much peppermint schnapps.
I think 2 years ago it poured buckets. Soggy polar bears and 8 year old majorettes in the throes of hypothermia. It resembled Bonaparte’s Retreat From Moscow as drawn by Hieronymous Bosch . I know one of the ladies who was riding the pride float and a more pissed off looking elf you have never seen in your life.
it poured this past year as well… I remember thinking how safe it was to have the parade of lights in a rainstorm surrounded by children.
How very safe and very green indeed.