Wow, drivers here in HRM are just outta their skulls lately… I am going to weld steel bumpers on my car and pray to make it to the store in one piece. Lalaland real estate must be booming! —Tired of Needing an Air Horn
This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2011.


Vampire, werewolf, or zombie drivers?
o.p., you already have steel bumpers on your ar, just covered over in cheap plastic is all now. don’t like how these fucking morons drive, ten i suggest you stay the fuck off the roads. either that, or get a fucking big honking detroit gas guzzler, built like a fucking sherman tank.
Comme ca:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb7qioDBPWM
poor little mini, bean looked like he was gonna cry there. but not to worry ivan, he has it in his attic.
I suggest adding pointy spikes on to your wheels, bananas and them fucking blue shells from mario kart.
thi is the only car you need to drive around halifucks in.
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2009/07/fir…
if we’re wishing mario kart… I call dibs on the lightening bolt.
I crush you… puny ant.