Hey shit head, if you’re going to ride a bike, stay on the fucking road. If you’re going to ride on the side walk, obey the rules of the sidewalk and don’t come bolting into the street when the crosswalk light is telling you to stay fucking still. You almost got run over and you had not fucking idea. I don’t think you were even wearing a helmet. As a biker, you really piss me off and give us all a bad name. Nimrod! —In Disbelief
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2012.


another idiot in training. looking to be roadkill is always in demand o.p.