This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Fucktards with really loud car stereos
I don’t know what you are trying to prove with your loud car stereos. Is it that you want attention? Is it like, “Hey look at me and my car stereo, we can rattle windows a 500 paces. I am such a bad dude!!!!” Guess what? You’re not. Fucktard. Too bad the
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I personally use every chance I get to play my music loud. If I had a car, I would probably be blasting my music too. Having a great base is awesome. If you live in an apartment, there are not many places you can play your music (besides headphones)…but even then it’s not the same.
I personally use every chance I get to play my music loud. If I had a car, I would probably be blasting my music too. Having a great base is awesome. If you live in an apartment, there are not many places you can play your music (besides headphones)…but even then it’s not the same.
Yeah, but it makes you look like a complete fucking loser. Oh well, if that’s what you want, go to ‘er. Preferably somewhere else.
Yeah, but it makes you look like a complete fucking loser. Oh well, if that’s what you want, go to ‘er. Preferably somewhere else.
Playing the car stereo loud is just practice for when they are 40 and need a hearing aid because they deafened themselves while they were young! Yeah, they are all badasses with their $4000 stereos and in their $2000 cars!!! Hahahaha
Life is full of opportunities, follow the LOUD car to its destination, then scrape a healthy amount of paint off the car. If the car is in poor shape smash both tail lights, remember the owner is a guy with a BIG ego and a small stick shift that craves attention. Nothing says look at me more than a LOUD car with a badly keyed up paint job or a police car behind it with a cop writing a ticket for broken tail lights.
Playing your car stereo really loud is a great way to let thieves know you’ve got something worth stealing in your trunk. It’s not making you look cool, It’s making you look like an easy mark.