To the fucking disrespectful punk on the green belt behind my house. If you attempt to break a window or slash my tires I’ll have you in the back of a police car so god damned fast your head will spin . You and your slutty girlfriend are all of fourteen, I shouldn’t have to watch as you lower to her crotch and mimic fellatio, then pull her up to straddle your cock. I am not a prude but don’t have to view this while I’m in my kitchen washing dishes at 6:30pm. When I asked you to take your show somewhere else you had the gall to threaten me and my property. You and your slutty girlfriend epitomize the term “trash”.
—pissed off mama
This article appears in May 7-13, 2009.
A little too specific in the details there mama. I hope that kid doesn’t read your bitch here or else you’re definitely gonna end up with broken windows and slashed tires (if you’re lucky).
Kick his ass, seabass.
I agree, that was disgusting.
Don’t be jealous just ‘coz your partner is shitty in bed.
Beat him to the punch: Break his windows, slash his tires, and fuck his slutty girlfriend.
It’s called ‘cunnilingus’…not ‘fellatio’, for women.
*The more you know*
If he’s perforning fellatio on her then she’s a shemale.
Fucking kids have no fucking respect. Sure we all did our secret games in hiding, but not in plain view of people’s properties. The problem with kids like this as they don’t have the fear put into them. Blame it on pansy liberal anti-spanking fuckoffs. Now we’ve managed to raise a generation of assholes and bitches.
Sounds like they will be going no where in life.
take your camera (video is best) go out next time and film it. tell the kids you were updating your local “what’s in my backyard” website and you needed new footage .. carry on. I don’t think you will have a problem next again. hahaha
Til the cops bust her for deciminating kiddie porn.
unfortanitly true Bro you can always pretend to film it no charges there. is there a local bulliten board for the green belt where you can post their face pics with a caption beware children at play. name and shame might help straighten them out.
One of my roommates saw the same thing happen the other day. I’m glad to see its reoccurring now.
what the fuck is the green belt?
I’m missing something here.
DEFINITELY not Bastard Fish though…
I almost fell over at my all-time favorite movie’s reference.
hard to me mad and bitchy after laughing so hard.
you’ve made my friday.