This bitch is to my girlfreinds roomate: I am tired of waking up to the smell of rotten pussy on my pillow. I fucking know it is you becasue my GF would never do that and smells like fucking roses. You are disgusting and dont think for a second that I dont now know what you were going to do when I caught you tip toeing into the room at 3 in the fucking morning, two weeks ago! -getting a pair of my GF cumfy pants my fucking ass!!! or was it your ass? I hope that wasnt your pussy anyway. Holy fucking christ!!!! this is happening two or three times a week and I got a fucking rash on my cheek two days ago. Wonder where thats from? You must wash with a fucking chicken breast becasue I almost threw up last week, I swear. Why are you doing this?!?!? do you have a mental problem? How are you getting it on there???? your hand or what??? holy shit, I cant believe I am writing this. What kind of fucking person does this and why?!!??! the other week I woke up late and had to rush off to work without washing and my co-worker asked what the hell the smell was and smelled the back of my head and almost passed out. He agreed what it smelled like. I fucking hate you!!!!!! I cant tell my GF becasue it sounds to bizaar and I dont have proof but I swear to god, If I get one more yeast infection on my cheek I am going to stick my dick in your eye so You can see where I’M cumming from.
This article appears in Feb 21-27, 2008.
I can’t believe I’m responding to this cause this behavior is just way out there…. but I think your nic name says it all. Time to get yourself a video camera and FAST!!!
Obviously, she is marking her territory. You must react by doing the same. Piss and shit in her bed. Doesn’t your girlfriend detect the odor emitting from you? This is plain gross! Do something soon before you have to use Vagisil for facial cream.
Maybe you just have a stinky head.
sounds like jack janet and chrissy has gone X rated!! I think you beter get mr roper in on the action if you are going use a video camera, he might wanna watch, what kind of people are you anyway sheesh! And hey if she is marking her territory send it in to Jerry Springer I wanna see! and btw looooooool at ernie and poop
so You can see where I’M cumming from.while your story is seriously gross, that was just fucking hilarious.
Actually Matt I’m a pregnant hetero woman with a squeeky clean body so there’s your answer.
Whaoh easy now…and I thought I could be vicious when cranky! Matt ease up the attacks on the pregnant lady man, it does nothing but make you look BAD.
Thanks Christopher!If you can’t take it Matt, maybe you shouldn’t dish it out.
Tell your girlfriend and expose the little perv.
How sick! How do you know what ‘rotten pussy’ smells like?? Eww, I cannot even imagine. What a crude, revolting letter. Your suspicions seem more than just a little far-fetched too. Dan Savage would probably rip you to shreads, which is probably why you submitted here instead of there. Do you really think your GF’s roomate is sneaking in to rub her ‘rotten pussy’ on your pillow, as you LAY on it? You must realize the risk of her getting caught is very high. If you’re so convinced this is the explanation, why dont you pretend to be asleep one night and wait. I’m sure if anyone is tampering with your pillow as you LAY on it, you’ll quickly find out!! So the smell isn’t there when you lay down on it the night before? Ok, well maybe this rotten, festering smell is in your nose, as in you could have some sort of nasty infection up there! And if you stink so badly, I suggest taking a shower, regardless of whether you’re running late, before you go to work!!
It sounds like you are experiencing night sweats which can cause the dreaded “Stank Pillow”…
Eww, I’ve heard of this ‘Stank Pillow’ from night sweats! I bet that’s what it is, too!
The alternative is so much better though, the roommate sneaking in while your in the room to rub her vag all over your pillow and your neck. If you play ur cards right u might be able to work a stank ass 3way……and thats when the camera pays for it selfim also left wondering if this guy is going through pillow after pillow or just going to sleep with the same one being really pissed off and scared about what that moisture and smell might be???
Umm no Matt, I dont have ‘night sweats’. But yes, I have heard of them, as I stated in my reply. It’s nice you’re so familiar with the diff between the smell of sweat and the smell of stank pussies. Myself, though, I probably wouldnt recognize it from some other festering odor, since I’d rather not familiarize myself with such things.
Is it possible that there is pussy eating happening, and then pillow-drooling? A combination of halitosis and vaginitis? Either way it sounds like a recipe for a staph infection, or, at the very least, pinkeye! I’d have big-ass problems with someone I’m not having sex with riding my pillows, even if their nether regions leaked Oscar De La Renta. Set up the camera.
Oh believe me…the stank can be awful from night sweats. A lot of the toxins and junk we absorb from eating processed crap and the air we breath is discarded partially through sweating it out, along with peeing it out of course. All these toxins and nasty junk combined with a large serving of general sweat and BO can add up to quite a pungent dish…mmm delicious!
So glad I’m gay. So VERY glad.But then… there’s a little aroma I call A & C, which is the unfortunate marriage of unwashed ass and too much boy-perfume. Usually encountered in the locker room at a certain gym, where certain twinklets (you know who you are!) just towel down and spray themselves a generous half-can of Axe in lieu of a shower. Nothing quite like tasting the ass-and-cologne in the air!
OMG, get a lock for the door and use it already…gesh, doesn’t take alot of smarts to lock a door to keep people out.
Yes you do, and sometimes you have excellent input into whatever discussion is going on…but like me, sometimes you can pull out the full broadside a little too early or when unnecessary. She’s preggers so she has some reason to be more irritable than normal (not a dig at you NMH!). You and I, well we can be cranky…right? So sometimes I try and eat a little snack before checking the latest posts…it helps, trust me!
Wait wait wait.. If she has whore-mones, do whores have prude-mones?
Man, I love this column! I’ve had some shitty ass roomates in my day but this beats em all! Please update us if you ever do catch her in the act or confront her. And while I agree that you can sweat out some nasty toxins that reek….stank pussy is an aroma not easily mis-identified once you’ve had a whiff….Oh and is the “Inbread” bitch a pun on yeast infections??Looking forward to the next chapter….
Very funny Twitch!! I dont know, maybe I do come off as a prude on this site. I dont care though; alot of people come across in a number of different ways here that are probably pretty different to who they are in real life, that’s the fun of it! And if I’m a bit whore-monal sometimes, well atleast I’m venting it out here so I can continue being my normal, loveable self away from this website :-)No offense but I’d rather you annonymous people experience the hormones than my boyfriend/friends/family!! 😛