I got this huge fucking box today with a N.S tartan bow the size of a hippo’s head. The tag read: ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TTFN!’ – I just looked inside and there’s an NDP majority yipping and yapping, jumping up and down like a litter of fucking ugly puppies. Shit…a few of them were twitching and one stopped moving. Then I realized that was just Rodney and the boys being smothered.
—Premier Dexter has a nice ring to it – TTFN
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2009.
I’ll blaze one to that!
Happy Birthday TTFN!! I hope you get what you want for your birthday!
Everyone (so inclined) should be smoking a phat one or a bowl in your honour. No one brings the LOLs and pragmatism to LTWWB like you. Cheers.
Hahahahha Happy Birthday.
I was actually thinking lately “maybe I’ll try to look up that time when TTFN said it was going to be her birthday so I could wish her a good one” (because I have no life) but now I don’t need to.
I dunno….I kinda of enjoyed referring to him as RodMac every time and then giggling like an idiot. Is there a Darrel Dexter equivalent?
DareDex doesn’t sound right. Sounds like some kind of supplement or ointment or something.
Happy B-day TTFN. May your titties stay as perky as your personality.
“The Dexterminator”? nah
Oooh right voting. I think muting all the fucking smear ads pushed the actual date for it out of my head.
Happy Birthday to my favourite, mysterious fellow-traveller on LTWWB!
All the best to you!
Just call him The Dexter
Happy Birthday TTFN!
I’m so glad those stupid Anti-NDP ads will be over, they’re so stupid and horrible and played constantly on one of my 3 channels, that they make me want to punch the idiot who made them. Guess I’ll just have to settle for not voting for them instead.
Happy B Day TTFN, your wise and sometimes over the top advice usually cracks me the fuck up, and ” sometimes ” it comes to the point that I’m laughing so hard that I need to run like hell to the nearest porcelain convenience for relief. I hope you have many more.
I dunno Miles, DareDex kinda sounds like a superhero. How can that be a bad thing?
How ’bout Double Dee – then me and Dex would have something in common when the subject of tits arises.
Thanks for all the well-wishes, you wonderful bitches – I just afixed my torpedo-sized spliff on a tripod and will shortly light it with a blow torch. Between that, a DQ cake and the election, I’ll be in nirvana with Dex as Nova Scotia’s New Golden Calf.
I like Double Dee. And if he turns out to be a real boob the name will be appropriate and he and I will have something in common when the subject of tit-heads arises.
What a horrible way to start the day…fricken slimy lizards…
Anyway, Happy birthday TTFN!! I wuvv you! 🙂
Wuv you too, Dino, my darling little cyber-zygot.
Yeah, that was my intention, Miles – tit for tat – or tit for tit or tat for tat – the fucking combos are FINITE!!!!
MAJORITY GOVERNMENT. TTFN must be LOW-DED by now (or on her way to one).
Again, I’ll spark one to that!
Happy B-day TTFN:)
Happy birthday TTFN
Just hope we don’t regret it.
HOLY FUCK I’M HALLUCINATING!!!! THE FUCKING NDP WON FOR REAL!!!!!!HOLYJEBUSCRIPESINAFUCKINGHANDBAG!!! (Falls face first in the pumpkin patch of her mind)
Does that mean she’s gone tanning?
h.b day sweet thing keep on truckin freak brothers baby
Happy [belated] fucking birthday to my “LTWWB” mom.
Seriously, some days I think you’re actually my mom postin’ up in here, and my ma’s one classy broad 😀
Hey hey! Happy birthday eh (dammit I’m a day late)? The NDP victory is as sweet as the first beer after you get home from work.
I just rcently discovered this column and the comments that always follow a “bitch”,already I think that ttfn should have her own advice column and much admire her wit…so I’m glad you got your birthday wish….Cheers!
Yeppers..time to turn in my MBA and get a Union Card. I will make more money.
I’ve always wondered why the person who’s birthday it is gets congratulated, instead of their mother !?!
But in not wanting to be the only ‘weird one’ 😉
Happy Birthday TTFN -belated-
I would also like to vote for -DD (or double D)
I mean how can you go wrong with double D’s ~:o
I’m throwing D-squared, or D^2 in the ring.
Don’t get me wrong, I like the NDP but I would have much rather he step down a couple years ago and let his successor ride this parliamentary pony.
Not to mention that the man cannot take an appealing picture. Dudes, he looks like a square, man… 24×7
There’s a lot to be said about Double Dees – they make bitchin’ pillows, especially when you flip them to the cool side.
a part of me died inside from happiness last night…lol