Has anyone noticed that the bums downtown have tripled over the last while? Have you also noticed they are all able-bodied white males and most of them smoke? You can’t walk anywhere downtown without one of those goddamn leeches rattling a Tim’s cup under your fucking nose. They are fucking everywhere, the Grand Parade, Barrington Street, Arygle St., Spring Garden Road. Those cunts probably clear more a day than I do. The only thing I’ll deposit in their fucking cups is my spit.
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2008.


Not to mention some look like they’re in their early twenties. Probably just a bunch of cunts trying to ‘find’ themselves after watching ‘My Own Private Idaho’ too many times.They’re leftovers from their post-angst non-conformist teenage years, but they never grew up.Best way to deal with those types? Kick them in the face.BTW: The ones that don’t ask for change are okay with me though.