You’re texting at a red light. I’m behind you. The light goes green and after a moment I tap the horn to get your head up. You take your time, put the phone on the dash, then go through the light.
We continue on. At the next light, the same thing. You with your head down looking at your phone, light goes green, you don’t look up. After about 5 seconds I tap the horn again. And again, you put the phone in the dash – but this time you finger me, wait a few more seconds and then drive down Oxford street at 20kms an hour to be a smartass while the guy behind me starts honking.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You’re awful.
—FUUFF
This article appears in Feb 6-12, 2014.


so…you prefer to impotently rage here instead of reporting their fucking license to the cops?
sheesh
Wow, you’re behind this vehicle and don’t take the plate number and call the police.
Buy a dashcam?
I posted this. They had a temp sticker in the window, no plate or I would have gotten it. I couldn’t take a picture because I was driving in rush hour by myself, and I don’t use my phone in the car. I wasn’t going to chase after them to get the temp plate # or confront them, that’s not safe behaviour for a woman by herself (or anyone for that matter). I raged here because I couldn’t do anything about the situation at the time. So maybe don’t be so quick to make me out as being at fault for not playing cop and chasing this guy down.
this isn’t a game of 20 questions honey.
That doesn’t even make sense, sweetie.
So you still couldn’t have called the police and say it was a blue Chevy Malibu or whatever with a temporary sticker? It’s all computerized and it would not have been too difficult to narrow down unless there were a glut of them recently sold.
op, you had centre stage when you wrote the bitch. this was your ‘special moment’ to shine and tell your story.
however, you preferred to write like one of those facebook status posters who writes ‘fuming!!!!’ or ‘what a jerk!’ and nothing else.
so now when challenged you come up with all sorts of other details. spare me. its like trying to pull 27 feet of pus-soaked gauze out of a boil.
Good dog Molly? You want to police this site with your bullshit, go nuts. I’d find a better hobby if I were you. You’re just another useless asshole in a comment section, no one cares.
And Bro Tim – you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. Your idea of what the cops would do is so completely wrong it’s hilarious, but you seem to have made arguing in this site your full time job – so I’m not going to bother to explain anything.
You two should hook up and have awful, idiot babies. More awful people. Yuck.
wipe the spit off your chin there elo. you’ll get more soothing pats on the shoulder if you can manage to stay within the lines of outraged victim.
on the plus side….you can use the word they’re properly.
(why do some people think we do this for humanitarian reasons?)
Hey FUUFF
I gave you the finger because you deserved it. You are just jealous of my very expensive vehicle. Since I run a very successful retail business on Spring Garden Road I am entitled to drive however I want because I own the streets. You put your inherited wealth on the line and open your own very successful retail business on Spring Garden Road and then maybe then you can be in my league.
“this isn’t a game of 20 questions honey.”
What a low thing to say.
“That doesn’t even make sense, sweetie.”
Of course it doesn’t make sense. She’s over 60 so she has dementia. Hee!
Now that the newer version of Robocop is out, our traffic problems will all be taken care of.
Hey OB …I have this T shirt, got it in New York, sure is an eye grabber when I wear it out.
I suppose at that point, all you could do is make a turn and take a different route…
or just lay that horn good and thick at every stop so as to gain the attention of any popo’s in the area. One Dickhead move deserves another for some people.