And I repeat: Fuck you. I’ve never heard so many cliches. “I want to see other people” “You’ll always have a special place in my heart” “” Five years of my goddamn life.
And now all three of my favourite cartoons have turned against me: First it’s The Simpsons breakup episode, then King of the Hill’s Bill breaks up with the drive-thru girl, then American Dad has this “I love my wife” episode! Fuck you too, TV.
You just made the biggest mistake of your life, buddy.
Go fuck yourself. HA!
—Yitzhak
This article appears in Feb 19-25, 2009.
What’s the “I love My Wife” episode got to do with anything? or wait a sec..were you this guy’s mistress? If you were, then you set yourself up for it and you’re a total slut. Ever hear of a little thing called “dignity”? Real women don’t fuck married men- only desperate, pathetic twits with intimacy and self-esteem issues take what an already-taken man has to offer. In my 30 years-even during a dry spell I have never ever touched a married or boyfriended man. I’d rather be single!
Wow… Methinks thou dost protest too much!
For the record, the “I Love My Wife” episode was just rubbing in how wonderful happy relationships are.
Jesus.
You’re right! I guess that as I was typing I was recalling a girl in my class- sort of a friend until I realized she was fond of stalking married men, such as our proffessor
Sorry about that!
It’s fucking over, period. Now pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get on with your life. So you wasted 5 years – be grateful it wasn’t 25.
So true, so true.