Been crawling the walls for a week straight, haven’t been able to move in all this snow, and right about when im to take the metro to get coffee, it downpours. Now I have to make a makeshift sanctuary. Fuck you rain

—Fucker of rain

This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2009.

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  1. Are you made of sugar? We do have rain and snow here.
    Wear some proper protective gear or you have no right to bitch about the weather. It almost sounds like you’re surprised about it being cold and wet here in Halifax. You probably don’t even own long johns or mitts. Grow up and wear your coat and boots like a big kid.

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  2. no ass we have rain here. it was just a really bad time for it to suddenly happen, after I’d gotten all ready. and the one that would be most likely made of sugar is you sweetie, er, ‘baby’.

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  3. My bitch is about the bitches who bitch at people bitching in a bitch column specifically designated for all us bitchy bitches to bitch our best bitch in.

    I could go for some long johns though.

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  4. LTWWB is for valid bitchs. Not for pissing and whining about the weather when all you have to do is put on a fucking raincoat and mittens and BOOM you’re set to go out! Crying about the weather is the worst possible kind of bitch there is. It’s not even a bitch. It’s just whining.

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  5. Never wrong, you’re a bitch. Thanks for including yourself in the bitch section, you were spot on.

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  6. Your retort was so well thought out DickSmack32! You really put me in my place there. Why dpn’t you just go hide in your closet away from all the big bad precipitation in Halifax? Wouldn’t want you to get your delicate little self even remotely damp. Fucking pansy.

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