You got bought out by big business over the last 100 years, you cheap goddamn whore. We need to legalize weed; ban oil, and get back to reality. When the tsunami hit Malaysia in 2004 it rolled over a tiny island directly in its path, covered in Stone Age people known as The Sentinelese who were not touched by the wall of water. The same thing is coming for you, Canada. —Motherfucking Nature

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  1. If you really want people to take the “legalize weed” campaign seriously, you’ve got to stop calling it WEED.

  2. Q: How much Coke did Charlie Sheen do???

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    A: Enought to kill 2 and half men…….LOL!!! (I’m a geek)

  3. Heard that about two weeks ago, RC lol. It’s interesting to see/hear that he’s still making some news though. I’d like to see a sit-down between Sheen and Newt Ginrich.

  4. It’s guys like the OB that’ll keep marijuana illegal. You want it legal, then stop saying insane shit. People might take you a bit more seriously.

  5. methinks you are referring to our gubment, who by the way, is now desolved, goody. now harper will get his majority, and be hailed as supreme leader for life. remember this when you go to vote. and i urge everyone to vote. even if only for the fucking greenies. at least, you will show your displeasure at gubments around the country.

  6. That was the funniest joke i’ve heard all day Real Chick. The post was pretty funny too because i still have no idea what it is. Indigenous people (the sentinelese people) are not stone age.

  7. This may be the dumbest bitch ever. When the 2004 tsunami hit an island in Malaysia? How do people get this dumb? I’m pretty sure it takes effort.

    (** For the record yes that tsunami did eventually hit Malaysia but this is the equivalent of saying “back in 2011 when that tsunami destroyed California”)

  8. My apologizes if the intent of this was sarcasm. Now that I read it a few times, this could be the case, albeit weird sarcasm.

  9. ..did anybody play the earth daze turn off your lights and save the planet ..i’m a moron game on saturday…:)

  10. I had every appliance running for a solid hour. Even made baby seal margaritas in the blender.

  11. Hehe RC… a very cute joke.

    Ivan- did you hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a club?

  12. HAHAHA Jonno. Thats almost as good as the 2 peanuts walking through Highfield…. and one was a salted.

  13. BAHAHA…. nice one Ivan. Although for some inexplicable reason I had to read it twice to get it :-S

  14. Except by “monday brain” it’s “every day brain” in jonno’s case 😉

    I’m sorry, I’m being mean today 🙁 But i can’t help it. The fact that jonno doesn’t want to be my FB friend anymore kind of eats away at my very core. Hope you’re happy, chump. Now I have to go buy some timbits to drown my sorrows. Jerk.

    Also: how’d your dessert turn out, ralmn?

  15. ..yea ivan ..you’d have thought i was gnawing on a leg of baby panda..whilst driving my coal powered cadillac by the revolted looks on the face of the sheeple when i said iwasn’t playing the nwo indoctrinate the feeble minded reindeer games 🙂

  16. My dessert turned out really well! I’m glad it was a simple recipe, I was ridiculously USELESS yesterday. Ugh. Too much wiiiiiine…. so I wasn’t exactly in top form for coffee yesterday either. Sorry gang – though it was really nice to meet you 🙂

  17. LOLz. Shouldn’t be saying that here Marty. I’ve no doubt there are plenty of people who would rat you out to The House Committee on Un-Environmental Activites in a wind-powered minute. >; )

  18. ..you wanna know a beyond simple and REALLY cheap dessert that impresses..strawberry trifle…sponge cake ..strawberries(they’re pratically giv’n away in ON anywho) ..custard (just use storebought mix)..and whipped cream..(trad. need sherry but good w/o) ..even you dumbasses can make it..:)

  19. ..no doubt..i know some enviro-peeps that just as soon kill your ass ..to save some woodland creatures or majestic trees..whatever 🙂

  20. Bahahaha I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened one of these days, Ivan.

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