realy you have nothing better to do then come in and order bacon and eggs and spend $20 bucks and ask for your toast to be buttered for you..really are you serious cook fo yourself you fuckin lazy prick… really this is what you pay money for…stop being lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

–I hate Brunch

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  1. I don’t totally understand this bitch, but I will venture one comment: Toast needs to be buttered immediately after departing the toaster so that it can properly melt.

  2. i’m thinking you’re missing the concept of the service industry; that’s why people spend 20 bucks for some eggs and shit so they can be lazy dumbass!

  3. yes the george can be lovely…i like to watch people at buffets/brunches. i think it brings out their true personalities…one charming gal pushed in front of my hubby to get at the fresh eggs benny she took 3 and took another to eat standing over the chafing dish

  4. thats why you give them small plates teehee they still pile them high. its ok sir/ma’am you can go back for dessert you needn’t put it on your roast

  5. what’s the matter here, you too fucking lazy or stupid to do it, and hthey paid 20 bucks. hope they read this column.

  6. I’m pretty sure if people weren’t in paying $20 for their brunch, then you Op wouldn’t have a job.

    If you hate it so much, get a new one and if you can’t get a new job then at least have more respect for the people supporting your income.

    Just Saying

  7. @OP: …Please learn how to type coherent sentences. Perhaps then you’d be able to find a job that doesn’t involve buttering toast. Just sayin’.

    Christ, it’s people like you that make customer service workers look so damn bad.

    Grumble.

  8. Spartan has the best brunch – dirt cheap and the hashbrowns with the spice are delicious! The little old Greek ladies who work there are cute too… no, not THAT kind of cute, cute as in little Greek YaYa cute.

  9. I’ll spring 13 or so for a good brunch… but I make sure I’m getting something I’d hate to cook at home, like a meat lovers skillet or something.
    who the hell wants to make hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, sausage, back bacon, bacon, ham, and shred cheese… for one ?
    I can see if you’re makin all that shit all morning for everyone via restaurant….. well yeah, but all the ingredients add up to 13 bucks anyways.

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