This article appears in Jan 1-7, 2009.
FUCK YOU
I’d just like to send out a big fat FUCK YOU to my couch for bleeding its red dye onto my new macbook. I had to scrub the damn thing all day with a goddamned magic eraser and now it’s not all that shiny anymore and still has tinges of pink.You keep rui
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! btw, couch karma. sit your ass long enough on it its gonna give it right back.source: plaid couch. more forgiving.
What fabric is your couch made of that its “bleeding” dye onto things it touches?