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I hate jobs, i hate being poor and i mostly hate life.
I love to complain though.
fuck this fucking sucks you fucksters.
i wish i could just kill something.
—bored
This article appears in Apr 30 – May 6, 2009.
21 Comments
Kill the attitude. The shittier your attitude, the harder you’re gonna make it for yourself. If you were told you were terminally ill tomorrow, would you shrug and say, who the fuck cares?
If you’re in the mood for killing tangible things, go stab a bag of potatoes or something. At least you’ll get some irregularly cut homefries.
I went through a whole lot of shit in my life but a sense of humour always carried me through. Smile, buddy, it isn’t nearly as bad as you think and, believe me, it could be a whole lot worse. Look at anyone who’s had a spinal injury.
If only there were some way to make money off bitching and complaining…..hmmm. I guess you could try setting up a website where people can complain and be bitched at and then charge advertisers to fund the whole thing.
Nah, that would never be successful.
…or start up a Jerry Springer type show on Eastlink Channel 10.
Please for the love of god don’t kill something living, unless its roaches or possums (hate those fuckers). I don’t feel like being the fodder for some grudge infested psycho. I recommend releasing your anger by devouring a soggy burger/donair with gnashing teeth and pretending its your boss/ex-girlfriend.
Mmmmmm…donair. It’s the simple things with sauce that matter.
I like your LTWWB TV idea TTFN. That would be hilarious.
First show: “Bus Drivers vs. Pregnant expired bus pass holders”
I’ve found my soulmate.
If the OP is bored and wants to kill something, then I suggest they kill themselves.
What a fuckin’ friendly town… you never cease to amaze me, bitches. Bro Tim, right over the top this time. I think you should swallow some of your own advice. Asshole.
How about getting a plant and killing it slowly by lack of hydration…. Or grab some lobster and kill their shelled asses. I hear those fisherman fucks are ‘hurting’ these days.
You won’t be able to hear them scream, but it may give you the satisfaction… and something to do.
BRO TIM. WHAT THE FUCK. When there’s a reported suicide off the Mac bridge in the next 48 hours, I’m reporting you.
Dear Bro Tim
fuck off you fucking fuck
you shouldnt say such harsh things
Why the fuck not, the OP is talking about killing something. Maybe you want him to kill your cat or dog. Report me all you want, what the fuck do you think would happen, charge me? Yeah right. LOL
Fucking bleeding hearts…So what if someone offs themselves. What difference does it make? Better then them hurting someone else or something else.
Besides if someone wants to take the cowards way out then there is one less mentally defective human on the planet. The world would be a little bit better.
I think the original post was written with a touch of humor. No one’s killing anyone or themselves. Chill out, dummies.
And I agree with Scott. It must be exhausting shedding a tear for every soul you’ve never heard of or met who comes to an untimely end. A little pragmatism and perspective on the big picture, please.
Oh Snap
Video Games. I recommend Call of Duty.
Kill all the “people” you want. They will even respond to it if you’re on multiplayer, and you’ll have thousands of new people to complain to. It will give you something to do that will make you hate your life a little less too.
Bro Tim and OP, perhaps you two should get married? Physcopaths.
’til death does them part’ would come quickly, methinks.
i know those moods. i feel you.
take that frustration and do something with it. energy to complain is better than no energy. you can use it.
i know those moods. i feel you.
take that frustration and do something with it. energy to complain is better than no energy. you can use it.