This article appears in Nov 20-26, 2008.
Fuck Snow and the people who love it.
Every year at this time I start to hear it from these fucking retarded assholes who just LOVE snow. Snow is fucking slippery, cold, wet, and DANGEROUS but to hear some people talk about it it’s gold rained down from heaven. People who like Winter should
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ITS A FUCKING WINTER WONDERLAND OUT THERE YOU FUCKING SMUG WANKER! GET INTO THE GODDAMN SPIRIT OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON OR BEND OVER AND FUCK YOURSELF!!!quit being a miserable cunting scrooge
I used to feel the same way as you. But try living in a country where all you see all year round is rain, wind, rain, a teeny bit of sun here and there, more rain and more wind. It’s almost always grey, the tempurature never fluctuates more than 10 degrees year round, there is never any thunder or lightning, heatwaves, or anything else extreme. It is so boring! I’d love nothing more right now than to look out my window and see nothing but white flying at my window- everything buried and the city is shut down. Maybe it’s time to move back to Canada :-S
I’m going to go skiing and snowshoeing and make snowmen and angels and 😀 😀 😀
I do not mind the Snow, it’s the COLD that I hate. If we could have the white stuff without the freezing temperatures that would be dandy. The snow looks good and is fun to play in. I’ll have the Winter, hold the Frost. Winter sucks.comWinter WonderLand, I may start calling you Optimistic Prime Rib.
I have the PERFECT solution to your snow woes, sNOw man….MOVE. Obviously somewhere that has NO snow.
i like the type of snow we got over the past few days. it’s nothing serious, just some light fluffy stuff. And for those who don’t like the cold, all i can say is that this place is easy; go live in the prairies for a winter (specifically Winnipeg) and you’ll realize that we’re getting off easy. Let’s face facts, we live in Canada and that crappy wool jacket that you bought because you wanna look like a douche isn’t gonna keep you warm. Get a real winter jacket and all your worries will be gone.
Snow is evil, and causes all sorts of problems — car accidents, hypothermia/exposure deaths, heart attacks from shovelling, lost productivity, etc etc. I call upon HRM Council and/or our Provincial Govt. to immediately pass laws to ban snow from our fair city/province.
as much as I agree and hate snow and winter, welcome to life on the east coast of Canada EH, ya hoser!
You are living in the wrong country you FUCKING MORON!!!! M-O-V-E
Aww, someone’s a wee bit jealous that they can’t ENJOY the type of weather that they should come to EXPECT.
I agree Snow Man, I say we lynch Richard Zyrowski or however you spell it.
for the record too, it’s “icicle”; although an “ice sickle” – if properly fabricated – would be just as horrible.
snow is awesome…and its not dangerous. people make stupid choices while driving in snow. ie the guy driving a honda civic which flew past me at about 100 with 20cms of snow on the highway or the person who in the third week of november is still driving on summer tires or bald all seasons and is totally amazed to see snow this early. of course every feb-march i like to take a little break from it and go south.
I love the snow and the cold too.
Hey sNOwman, why don’t you remove the icicle that seems to be up your ass, move to Florida, and let us make our snow angels in peace.
This wins the award for dumbest bitch of the day.By the way. I’ts ICICLE. Not ICE SICKLE……dumbass.
Hey SNOw man. I agree. I hate the cold and the snow too. The first snow is kind of pretty while sitting in the warmth watching from a window. That’s it though. Hey all you people that say if you don’t like it, Move, what the heck are you thinking? Yup, I’ll just quit my career, sell everything I own, move from the Country I love to live as an illegal alien somewhere I don’t know anyone, all because I hate the cold and shoveling. I think I’ll just deal with it, continue to hate it, and maybe even bitch about it a little every once in a while.
The sun is hot, dry and DANGEROUS too. I HATE HATE people that LOVE LOVE the sun. The way the OP likely does! I think he should go fuck himself with a bottle of suntan lotion!