Here’s how it all started: I met this guy thru this online dating site, we went on a couple of dates. We got along great. Eventually, we had sex. It was NOT very good at all. But I took it as him having an ‘off’ night, maybe he was just nervous, you know, so I figured I’d give him another chance. I think I might have even been ‘off’ as well.
I called him 2 days later, no answer, I left a message, he didn’t get back to me. So I emailed him, told him I wanted to see him again.
For two weeks, I heard nothing from him. So I emailed him again. No answer for another week.
Then, another week goes by, and then (after about a month after we had sex), I got an email from him.
Get this! This is what he fucking wrote to me (I copied word-for-word from his e-mail):
“Hey (my name): This isn’t gonna work out. I admit, I was ignoring you cuz I was hoping you’d give up. I need someone to pleasure me, and you can’t do it, to be honest. I’m sorry, (my name). Now to be totally blatant: I’m doubting how much sexual experience you’ve actually had. You’re 26, but I’ve slept with 18-year-old women who were more skilled than you. You have way too much pubic hair than I’d prefer, and you have the strangest smell down there if you know what I mean. I’m sorry, really. You needed to know.”
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!
I was literally vibrating, I was so shocked and infuriated. As if it was all MY fault that the sex was bad! Maybe if his penis wasn’t so small……. FUCK I’m not going into that. What’s even worse is that I have no way of telling the cunt off unless I happen to run into him randomly. He blocked me from email and changed his fucking phone number! And we did it that one time at MY place, so he only knows where I live, not the other way around! Too much hair, smelly pussy, amateur sexual skills at 26, I don’t fucking think so!!!!!!
This article appears in Oct 9-15, 2008.
2 points:1) the guy is a total douche, his momma shoulda smacked him upside the head as a kid (and it sounds like someone should smack her for not raising him right)2) When you have sex with a guy and he ignores 2 of your attempts at communication, the ball is in his court. Anything else from you comes off as stalkerish. He may have just said that shit to keep the crazy bitch who won’t leave him alone at bay.Emailing/Calling him 3 times with no response is 2 times too many.
You made it too easy for him, never sleep with a guy you just met, never call them, never e-mail them. Men chase women not the other way around. None of the stuff he said about you is true, he just said it so you would leave him alone thats all.
I’m a guy and this is my comment on this bitch. First off, you met said douche at an on line dating service. Bad idea. Hardly ever works out from the horror stories I’ve heard of.Secondly, you gave it up too quick, if in fact you gave it up after 2 dates. You say you are 26 so I’ll take that as the truth. C’mon really, aren’t there better places to meet men other than the interweb. Try a grocery store. For the guy in this picture, he was an ass to ignore you for a month. If he had issues with your experience or personal hygiene, he should have told you straight up about it, whether it was true or not. Let this be a learning lesson I guess. Pick your potential mates a little more carefully. Lastly, if he was insufficiently endowed, you should have known that before the mounting began, and I feel sorry or giggling not sure which, that he carries around such a small weapon. Just my 2 cents or a nickel’s worth.
If the man is a pig for running away and fast over quickly recognized incompatibility… what does that make you, OP?
Wow. Holy Freaking God! Its these flashes of horrible honesty that make me love this Bitch forum so much.It sucks this guy used you for sex then never talked with you again. For many guys, the point of commitment doesn’t happen until after the first time sexing up a broad… often its after a couple times, or sometimes its never! And when you turn to the internet for love, you may increase the volume of potential mates, but the same rules apply for sorting through the quality ones.Also, if he says you have a hairy, stinking vagina, you might want to take it a little bit seriously. Maybe, trim it up and spend some time cleaning or eating foods that agree with you. Its hard to get into the “mood” when the vagina smell is really pungent around the bed.Its all about personal growth, hey?
OP… If this guy actually wanted to give you the information as a favour or telling you something you “needed to know”, he would have chosen a better way of phrasing it… What I get when I read his e-mail to you is that he knows he is a loser in the sack and the only way he can think of to defend himself is to blame you… You are better off knowing sooner than later that the guy is a shit…
Hey OP, being a pig works both ways. Some women do the same thing. I think after calling and emailing him yet still no reply, give up. When women (and men) pursue potential mates with such determination it makes them seem a little bit desperate. I agree with Optimus. If the guy’s telling you that you have a smelly vajayjay, then do something about it – try some Febreze, it makes “your space the place to be.”Also, take Burning Man’s advice, try the grocery store. It’s amazing how many guys hang out in the Kraft Dinner aisle.
“it smells like vagina in here…””What?””It smells like FRESH vagina in here.””My fresh vagina?””Mayyyyyyyyyybeeee”http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DymIAAts6U-4
You fuck a guy and don’t even know where he lives? Um, didn’t you learn ANYTHING in university?
I think a guy tried to pick me up in the tuna aisle one day, he kept me there for like 10 minutes talking about the different kinds of tuna and how he used to work on a fishing boat for awhile and the kinds of fish he caught… all because I stopped for a few cans. It probably would have worked if I had been single.
The Tuna Isle? Maybe that guy would be into the OP.
I was going to make a joke along those lines but felt it in bad taste.
It is in bad taste. I apologize to the OP, who should listen to Floyd and not me.
I salute the guy for knowing ahead of time that you were a douchebag. He got his rocks off and threw you in the trash where you belong. atta boy! Maybe next time you won’t be so quick to open your legs to just anyone you whore.
Bah – Miles, you’re all jokey and stuff.I agree with kay and OPR – it’s obvious the guy wasn’t into you, and only got rude about it because you didn’t get it even after 3 weeks of silence. You and your over-eager, over-ripe Furry Forest of Fear need to get some self-esteem.
oh yeah… and wash that nasty ass & shave that bush completely OFF. nobody likes a nasty hairy smelly bitch.You understand that, miss sasquach?
If a guy is on a dating site like this he’s (usually) looking for some ass he can’t get normally OR to increase his volume. Not to say there aren’t legit guys out there looking for a woman, however, I find it easier for guys to find a good girl then vice versa. So that combined with his behaviour he just wanted some, and then had fun being an ass about it.That being said, you may want to look at whether his comments had any merit. If you are looking on a site like that, then that could be the reason. (Not trying to be mean, most people are first to blame someone else and should take the time to look into criticisms. There usually is a little truth).Mind you, it is your right to grow it how you want. I know girls who don’t trim, so unless its obscene, its up to you. Although most guys prefer a nicely trimmed yard or bare. bare is hard to upkeep so you may want to keep with the trims.Get someone objective to investigate the odour. Its a hard convo but will get you much further. You’ll never be able to tell yourself, you’re use to the odour.OR as I said the guy may get off on doing this to someone. Those are typical insults guys say, in the same category as your mother. But as you seem semi-promiscuous (not an insult, girls and guys both have the right to have fun) and looking, I’d pursue the investigation.
Since when did the grocery store become the place to pick up? Oooh, how modern and quirky! Sounds like a John Cusack film, gag!!!
Furry Forest of Fear?Bad Guy, how is the OP supposed to find someone objective to investigate the odour? Would she be placing an ad in The Coast? I wonder what the ad would say…
Speak of the troll and he enters the room…
Lol @ you floyd,you think you would leave that shit to the bimbo posse and just post…
I didn’t read past “met this guy thru an online dating site”……..mistake # 1…..Just what the fuck do you EXPECT to find in an online dating site?? Winners? Ummmm….nope!
OK OK, so I went & read the rest of the OP’s bitch. Yes, the guy is LYING to you about you having a smelly pussy. How do I know? Because he slept with you TWICE honey, not once. If your pussy was too smelly & hairly for his liking, he wouldn’t have fucked it a second time.So relax. It’s not you…..it’s him.And lesson to be learned here: don’t sleep with guys on the second date.
You got me there Homie,, but do I have to tell you these are lean times..??
1) Dude! Even if someone said that about your lady bits and they smell like roses every day…don’t tell other people about it. Ew.2) Say it with me now “He’s just not that into you”3) It’s already been said, but three times equals two times too many…and…4) (sort of unrelated) Could all the anti online dating folk contact my friends and relatives, please and thanks? Apparently being single for three months after a long term stint spells spinsterhood and I should immediately turn to trolling for dates online and meeting strangers. Great idea.
you couldn’t get scarface to sniff her crotch even if she had a line of coke for a landing strip.
Men having baby dicks is the equivalent of women having strange-smelling pussies, according to the Insults Based On Common Insecurities Most Of Us Share scale.Nothing stopping you from elaborating on his tiny penis, OP.
Butta has a lot of inside info on the OP’s nether regions. My guess is he is the “little prick” she’s bitching about.
Joey Butta Fooko
Good morning, Floydie. Nice day for taking the piss out of a troll…
lol @ the guy having to resort to this to tell her to fuck off since she didnt catch on after a month of getting ignored.
Miranda sure got offended easily. Methinks she was the hairy smelly sasquach bitch who got dumped. sucks to be you. heh
Wowthats what we have to look forward too
Hey OAW, here’s the thing. I just happen to come on this site tonight and read this post and I just want to say – you are in no way meant to feel inferior to the guy who wrote you that email. That guy is a mother f-ing loser, and that can be guarnenteed by the fact that he wrote that email. Do you see what I’m saying? A winner wouldn’t write that. A winner wouldn’t say those things. A winner would treat you with respect, no matter what his sexual preferences. HE is a LOSER. My advice to you is this… don’t give that guy another minute of your thoughts. You won’t see him again, trust me, so don’t waste your time conjuring up come-backs. You won’t see him again. In the meantime, try to find confidence in yourself. What that guy said has nothing to do with who you really are… so don’t take it to heart, don’t take it personally. He doesn’t know you. Grow your bush however which way you want to girl, and dont try to mimick a f-ing porn star. For the record, when I was in Bolivia a few years back, I met the most amazing girl from BC who was a strict vegan and never cut back any hair anywhere, and I tell you, she was the coolest chick in the backpacking group. She had confidence. She wasn’t buying into the manufactured idea of a buzzed vag. She might take slack for it, but she won’t settle for a guy who is a loser, she will end up with a very evolved dude who likes pussy in its natural state.For the record, everything that guy said was a testimount to how he feels about himself – he’s small, he’s inexperienced, he stinks, we’ve all had guys like that. And we move on.
Yup, he’s definately a loser! He’s taking HIS sexual problems out on you.