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I am 37 years old and I haven’t had sex in nearly 10 years. I think I might of done it maybe 12 times my entire life. I know this is partly cause I’m ugly. But why do you women gotta be so shallow? I might not be good looking but your missing out on the shag of a lifetime! —Sucks with the ladies
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.
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You might have better luck if you don’t go for the pretty ones…they turn out to be pretty and shallow.
Shag of a lifetime huh? Bahahaha yeah right! Bud you aint been laid in 10 mafuckin years and only shagged 12 times in forever! You ain’t gonna know what to do to please the sexy ladies, leave them to da man Brawdove!
That’s one big load of donair sauce you’ve got there, OP.
There’s always excessive masturbation and porn.
Seriously, I think something is amiss here. Maybe you’re too aggressive or needy. Have you tried online dating? Just meet and date a bit first, see where it takes you.
Yeah but hopefully you have an account full of cash that you didn’t waste on them.
OP FYI… if women on dating sites are similar to men on dating sites be leery of women from different areas of the world who claim they love you after one conversation.She’s buttering you up to steal every nickle you have.
If you do meet a local gal online and want to meet her wooo her with words online then when you do meet chances are better she won’t run.
I would offer to help out but sorry …. have to take a pass on ugly.
Do you have a tiny baby penis? Ladies (myself included) like a man with a real dick, not something they have to concentrate on feeling. Maybe you should get a mail-order bride.
WHAT’S THE OTHER PART?
“I think I might of (sic) done it maybe 12 times in my entire life. I know this is partly because I’m ugly.” Sucks with the ladies
For God’s sakes Ivan, get a grip. Have you ever thought of a head transplant?
New Avatar Alert! The “Shinplaster”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Let em see your porsche… you’ll be beating them off with a stick.
OB, don’t worry. No matter how ugly you are, there is always someone of the opposite sex that is uglier.
The good news, they will likely be a pretty decent lovable human being.
Hey mm, fuck off with the new avatar alert. No one gives a shit about your avatar. And, while you are at it, you should can the cereal box farewell, it is annoying and makes you look like a pretentious wannabe.
“For God’s sakes Ivan, get a grip. Have you ever thought of a head transplant?”
Well, I’m no Rondo Hatton, but I do alright for myself.
80’s Music Trivia Alert! Stiv Bators
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Stiv Bators (born Steven John Bator; October 22, 1949 – June 4, 1990) was an American punk rock vocalist and guitarist from Youngstown, Ohio. He is best remembered for his bands, The Dead Boys and The Lords of the New Church.
Mick Jagger has no problems and he’s as ugly as they come. He also has lots and lots of money.
yours truly.
RSVP
: The Shit-Eating Cretin (03/06, 12:45PM)
Kiss my ass. If you don’t like them, don’t read them you smelly buffoon.
: Dinner for Ivans (12:55PM)
Stiv Bators? Wasn’t that the Ukrainian kid who made it in the USA? God, I loved the Lords of the New Church.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
uhhhhh… MM, you’re so irrelevant! How embarrassing for you to be the only one who doesn’t see it!
AVATAR ALERT …still using the same one I’ve had for years
LOOK AT ME !
LOOK AT ME !
LOOK AT ME !
a crock of bullshit as usual
cheerio’s are bland & tasteless
LMFAO ~:D
RSVP
: The Small Smelly Little Man (03/06, 4:54PM)
What are you talking about when you say, “still using the same one one I’ve had for years”?
You have had nothing for years. The reason you have had nothing for years is that you are always what you ever will be, a small, smelly little man. Go back to your small, smelly little shack in the woods. Go now!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
That is why you are a smelly little man.
Your last post, MM, is incoherent. You state that More is a “smelly little man”, then you, without giving any reason why, state “that is why you are a smelly little man”.
First, how do you know he’s “little” at all?
Second, how do you know he is “smelly”?
Third, how do you know his “shack” is “smelly” or “little”?
Fourth, how do you know that him having a “smelly little shack in the woods” would result in More being “smelly” because of it?
Fifth, how do you define “smelly”? Does he wear too much cologne? Does he smell like he cooks with too much garlic? Is there some formula that isolates why he is considered more smelly that anyone else who has their own scent?
None of those things are out of the realm of possibility but, you have no personal knowledge of any of those things so anything to do with More’s size or smell is merely conjecture on your part. Thus, incoherent.
If over 5000sq ft of living space is a small shack , I’d love to know what a large shack would be lol.
& I’m 6’1″ so …. In My Opinion , short for a basketball player, but a bit tall for a munchkin. You all probably have differing opinions on the height issue. As for smelly I wonder did he mean BO or perhaps he dislikes the fragrance of the soap &/or shampoo I use ??
It was very nice to see my comment did hit the mark though & really fantastic, to see the mumbler actually forgot to yell ” look at me” -aka avatar alert- for a change ….
I must flustered poor ole mumbles ~:D