Why does Christmas fucking suck every year. The shitty music, the shitty movies. Nothing is fucking open for days. Everything is locked up tighter than a fart. You can’t even get a package of cigarettes. The liquor store is closed and the scum sucking drug dealer wont answer his phone. FUCK ALL YA’LL MERRY MUTHERFUCKERS!!! Wake me up on January 3rd. —This is some bullfuck!
This article appears in Dec 24, 2015 – Jan 6, 2016.
Wake up! It’s January 3rd.
Even your pusher has a richer inner life than you? Don’t blame the season for your failures. You’re a loser all 365, Sport.
You had 364 days to prepare for the surprise event known as CHRISTMAS. On January 3 purchase your cigarettes, liquor, drugs and wrap them in pretty paper to be opened on Christmas morning 2016.
You can always move to a country that doesn’t celebrate it. I hear it’s warm in the Middle East or if yo like Asian food, North Korea is a good non-Christmas spot.
Comes like clock work every year. Ever thought about thinking ahead of the game and planning your life before the actual day arrives?
Watch The Family Man. It will change your life.